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Space King Bobby

@spacekingbobbysblog

Former blog, starting over at: https://at.tumblr.com/space-king-bobby/xrvfb14kkjbh
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ellielol

u don't like kitty and puppy? 🐈 meow? 🐕 bark?

Beyond parody that conservatives see a study saying "perhaps we should provide animal companionship to college kids?" and immediately respond with "NOOO PUNISH THEM! HURT THEM! SLAP THEM!"

Their whole ideology is built on normalized cruelty to the point that having cats give college kids some semblance of companionship and affection seems like a radical act that they cannot abide. Like, jesus christ. If you saw a kid asking their parents for a pet and the parents said they should get a slap instead so they don't turn into a "beta", you would not think that's okay or normal. You'd probably recognize pretty quickly that that is abuse and you'd probably call CPS on those parents if you could.

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Heyy, you mentioned in some tags that accepting denny's did years of damage, could you elaborate on that?

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back in the early/mid-2010s, denny’s did a lot of marketing on tumblr and was basically a prototype of the Quirky Relatable Brand shit you see all over twitter these days: staying on top of all the trendy memes, making #relatable jokes, generally being extremely “how do you do fellow kids” (but in such a way that the people running it were clearly pretty familiar with the site’s culture)

people on tumblr embraced it because that sort of online brand marketing wasn’t quite as ubiquitous at that point, and even if it was cringe, mid-2010s tumblr in general was pretty cringe (affectionate)

the success of denny’s on tumblr led other brands to try doing the same sort of shit on other platforms (the wendy’s twitter was a big one), and before we know it, we had marketing interns making obnoxious clapbacks, circlejerking each other, and aping depression to hawk fruit beverages

like how the Great Porn Ban caused a lot of the more obnoxious tumblr people to move over to twitter in late 2018, the brand marketing shit generally died down on tumblr as the ad agencies realized that the remaining userbase was there out of spite and generally not amenable to conventional internet marketing techniques

but now that everyone’s favorite techbro manchild seems hellbent on crashing twitter with no survivors, advertisers are getting skittish about twitter and will likely start testing the waters on other platforms - if/when they start posting on tumblr again, it’s important that people do not engage in any way whatsoever (even if it’s ridicule or silencebrand.jpg or kung pow penis) if we don’t want this sort of thing to happen again

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Anonymous asked:

I actually did bite my dm with explicit consent. because I was trying to argue that a ranger/barbarian's bite would be d6+Strength Modifier. and not d4+Strength Modifier. and he was like lmao human bites aren't even that strong. and I said bet. and he said well bite me then as strong as an 18 attack roll would be (the prison guard had 14AC btw) and we had to stop the game because he had to go get stitches.

also he didn't wanna say he let himself get bit to win an argument that he lost so badly he's in the emergency room, so he was like "a rat did it" and the nurse turns her head 12 degrees to the left and sees my bloody mouth. and goes "yeah okay that happens"

and we did get the barbarian bite attack to be d6+Strength Modifier. I'm also now engaged to this guy and this campaign I get to be the dm!

Absolute rollercoaster, but congrats on the engagement - Paper

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Hey, wanted to let any followers know I'm back on Tumblr. Been a long time, but I'm gonna try to be more active on here

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Here is our rough outline for the 17th, but it is subject to change. If you choose to let it rip, we ask that you please abide by the World Beyblade’s Organization COVID-19 safety rules. This is not a tournament, but we still take safety seriously! We may even refuse to speak to you if you aren’t wearing a mask. Our main agent will be in possession of Hell Kerbecs Giga Wave .

We also ask that you do not as any Chocolate World employees about our agent. They aren’t aware of the underground workings of Chocolate World, and she may run the risk of getting kicked out, or worse! We also want to reiterate that this is Hershey Chocolate World only, we don’t have that kind of money to afford to go to Hershey Park. 

Our main event will be at 6 pm when Forrest and I will put on a little show! This will be our main event, and while we can’t give away much details yet, we will be an even better show than @freddybenson’s iCarly! Forrest will be giving us a spectacular show, this is something I will make sure of. 

More details will be given in the coming days.

Do not agree to being captured i am throwing rocks preemptively

Who said you get a choice, Forrest?

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herrashmoo

Is the Beyblade tournament Hasbro limited or are the rich kids with Takara Tomy beys gonna shred up my shit

I personally mostly own Hasbro beys (even most of my “Takara Tomy” beys are from Hasbro’s Pro Series). I will be bringing both Hasbro and TT.

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spiralcass

My original comic series, Final Gamble, is being published by brand new publisher, Band of Bards!

If you’re a fan of gambling anime like Kaiji or Kakegerui, if you like tabletop gaming, or if you just like thrillers and horror stories, you’ll love Final Gamble, and its explorations of wealth, corruption, addiction, willpower, and solidarity!

Sign up above to be notified when the kickstarter launches in August!

AW YASSSSSSSS

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sugaradore

#KEEP THIS ALIVE

i dont think its a joke people on twitter have already said they cant access it anymore in some countries, and columbia records posted this:

Conservatives will talk about “cancel culture” and be okay with this

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I found this post I’d made a while ago and decided to animate it:

this is such a specific emotion that’s unique to the sibling experience and if you don’t have siblings, please understand that this emotion does not contain nearly as much anger or annoyance as it does bafflement, fondness, and too-tired-to-process-this

yeah he is in fact the youngest I’m glad you could tell

GDGAHFJFJJG YEAH HE IS

I sent this to him and this was his response

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anyskin

1930s  Raleigh Safety Seven

Many early automobile manufacturers began their corporate lives as bicycle companies. The Raleigh Bicycle Company was the same way – except that they remained the Raleigh Bicycle Company from their inception in 1888 through, well, today as they still build bikes.
The Raleigh Safety bicycle was an early popular product and in the early 1930s the company introduced the Safety Seven, their first motorized passenger vehicle. It’s a four-seat roadster powered by a 742cc V-twin.
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