maam u r pretty
No u
severalverysmallmangoesinabasket reblogged
Cooking show idea
The judges are 6 ordinary people with one (1) thing in common: they are all extraordinarily picky eaters
The chefs are all world class chefs, famous for their food, who have to compete to make a meal all 6 judges or a majority of them at least will eat.
The show has 3 rounds: entree, main and dessert. For the entree, none of the chefs have any idea what the judges do and don’t eat, a win is counted as a majority of the judges eating something while knowing exactly what is in it (so no veggie smuggling or anything like that, not telling the judges all the ingredients you used is an automatic disqualification because some people don’t eat certain things because they’re allergic and that’s an OH&S hazard). Whichever chef wins the first round chooses a judge and gets to find out three (3) things that they don’t eat to help give them an advantage in the next round.
The dishes that the judges don’t touch, the chef/s who made them get/s disqualified. When it gets to the dessert round, the winning chef from the last round will get to choose a judge (the same one or a different one) and find out three (3) things they don’t eat but the food that the chef is told they don’t eat is only helpful for the previous two rounds and not the dessert round.
If a chef in the dessert round can make something all the judges eat, even if they didn’t win the last two rounds, they will automatically win but if one of them makes a dessert a majority of the judges like AND won the last two rounds, that chef will win.
Judges are swapped around every episode so that chefs can’t try and use previous episodes to their advantage. All of the judges are just normal people (like the people who go to a fancy Greek or something restaurant and order chicken nuggets) who are having gourmet meals made for them and have to decide whether or not they’d eat it (or even order it) if they know what’s in it.
There are banned foods (things you’re not allowed to make the judges because it’s a competition and if you give a bunch of picky eaters chicken nuggets, it’s very likely that all of them will eat them)-things like plain ice cream, grilled cheese sandwiches (grilled sandwiches of any kind, really), chicken nuggets, chicken strips, chicken tenders, wedges, literally anything cheese, bacon or pasta based; Mac and cheese, eggs of any kind, plain pasta, plain rice, butter chicken, a plain sandwich; LITERALLY ANYTHING A VERY PICKY EATER WOULD ORDER WHEN TAKEN ANYWHERE
I dub this show: Picky Eaters
This tired ket has melted from exhaustion
That feeling when you like a book character and like - imma just steal that personality real quick.
It's mine now, thank you.
Mum said its my turn with the edgy murder boi persona.
Cursed comic idea
P1, a winged hybrid : Hey, I lost my wings can I have yours?
P2, a human: I don't have any :/
P1, threateningly close: that ok, I'll only need a few of your bones.
severalverysmallmangoesinabasket reblogged
PSA for everyone
Hi, can you stop stealing my bones. Thanks
- Mango human
This is terrifying...
PSA for everyone
Hi, can you stop stealing my bones. Thanks
- Mango human
Spice up your dining experience with exactly 15 grains of medium sized sand!!!!
Just add into any dish and mix thoroughly!!
YUM
Let that butter sizzle
VSCO girl culture has invaded my friend group
Someone had a metal straw and when we saw it we all immediately went 'sksksksksksksk'
Why are we like this? (。-_-。)
My mum saw me opening a yoghurt container and made me put a towel over it
For context: I opened this brand of yoghurt in the past and sliced four of my fingers open on the metal seal. I couldn't use that hand for three days.
Dad: Hey, did you know someone left the milk in the pantry?
Me *remembering I left it there when getting cereal* : ...wack, who would do that?
I also straight up threw my cup in the bin instead of the sink. That took a while to realise.