Tumblr sees a man who knows how to color coordinate and be like, “there is no other explanation for this except that he likes to choke on cock for dinner!”

“There is no straight/heterosexual explanation for this” is just the woke version of saying “gaydar”.

And then you have the opposite extreme, where an actual gay or bisexual man is “determined” by Tumblr to be straight because they’re not a walking stereotype.

You’re right, how could I forget?

It’s either because the person isn’t loud and proud enough for them to remember they’re not straight or they don’t want to “claim” them because they don’t agree politically or whatever.

Rebecca Yanovska. Canadian artist.

Pandora, 1879, Dante Gabriel Rossetti

Medium: watercolor

teen titans 03 was literally so fucked up because you’d have one episode that’s like “lol the teen titans got brain washed by an old lady from a pie funny moments XD” and then literally the next episode is the start of a 3 parter about the end of the world and raven’s father who is literally satan. binge watching the show is great because you get whiplash every single time an episode starts, the tone was just all over the place. its one of my favorite shows of all time. 

the final of season 2 was about terra’s betrayal of the teen titans, slade’s emotional manipulation and abuse and the effects it had on her and her pre-existing insecurity, and her eventual sacrifice for the greater good. the episode that came before it was

teen titans: beast boy made cyborgs system crash because he wanted to play a video game LOL now he has to fix it with a little bald brat XD

teen titans immediately afterwards: a palpable version of robin’s ptsd haunts him as his friends continue to doubt it’s existence, the more he fights back and the more his fear and paranoia grow, the closer it gets to taking his life

teen titans right after that: raven teen angst romance 

teen titans again: there is no george washington and there never was

I’m falling to pieces over this, darling.

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Duolingo bimboification

Duo Owl c. 1536

0h god he’s the demon of knowledge i knew it

@handsomme

this is what happens right before the “mmm i think i’ll adopt it” part. warning for sudden scream (and horrible voice acting)

*nuns glide on floor like they’re sith lords*

highly cursed baby: [unidentified bird noises, pauses in-between to look at the viewer] Yiaah yeeeeiiiiih. ye. iaaaaaaah

nuns: *stare in silence for 3 seconds* HHHOOOAA

nun 1 (british accent): H O L Y M A R Y. I dont know much about children, but., i am Sure. that it’s a SSSSin. to look. upon this.. child

nun 2: thismydearsister is no Chiiild, but a misshapen Ape hh!

nun 1: It,,, is a horror to behold. it, Cant be Chris-tian ??? it should be THRRRRRRROWN. in. to the FFFFFFFIRE;;, im shure.

nun 2: howrightyouaremy sister,,,

IT BELONGS IN A GREAT BIG FFFFFFFFIYAH!;;yee

~ Signet Ring of John, Imperial Spatharios.

Date: A.D. 10th century

Period: Byzantine

Medium: Gold, niello

• Inscription: In Greek: Lord protect your servant John, the imperial knight… Amen

~ Seated Ruler in the Guise of the Maize God.

Place of origin: Guatemala, Southern Lowlands

Culture: Maya

Date: A.D. 300-600

Medium: Polychrome ceramic.

~ Didrachm with janiform head of Dioscuri.

Place of origin: Mint of Rome, Italy

Date: 225-212 B.C.

Period: Roman Republican period

Medium: Struck silver

~ Column drum.

Culture: Egyptian

Period: Roman Imperial Period, reign of Claudius

Date: A.D. 41–54

Place of origin: Koptos, Egypt

Medium: Painted sandstone

new favorite youtube comment

oh my god?

OH MY GOD????

god really took his dick

w hat

this post is my legacy and if it gets deleted after tumblrs new sfw policy ill have nothing left to my name

lotta scar tissue down there

Details from Diana (Jupiter) en Callisto

Karel Philips Spierincks (Flemish, 1609-1639)

Oil on canvas

                                            Mysteries of Life (Love)

1. Frederic William Burton’s ‘The Meeting on the Turret Stairs

2. 'The Shadow’ Edmund Blair Leighton, 1909 

3. Sir Frank Dicksee, Paolo And Francesca 

4. Intimate Life, Guido Gonin 

5. The Proposal - Knut Ekwall 

6. Lionel Péraux - The romantic visit

7. Ludwig Knaus (German, 1829–1910)- “Ein friedliches Leben ist vorbei”