Kick Names & Take Ass

If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful

in which tom is literally peter parker

THIS WAS THE SHIT I WAS TALKING ABOUT….TOM IS TOO PRECIOUS 

Shuri when she finds out Peter fought Capt: How did you take down Captain America?

Peter in a terrible German Accent: I shot him in Zee legs because his shields zee size of a dinner plate, and he’s an idiot.

Steve: *looks down sadly at his shield*

Tony, dispite still not understanding that refrence:

incorrect marvel quotes

this is literally….exactly what happened though

~ Peter Parker (Avengers: Infinity War)

Infinity War (2018)

NOW THIS IS THE TYPE OF NEWS I LOVE TO SEE

accurate

marry me

what’s the mood for tuesday

Black Panther gag reel. 

can we get rid of the concept that boys don’t like mushy romantic lovey-dovey shit? boys can like dates. boys can like flowers. boys can like gentle kisses. boys can like rom-coms. boys can be overwhelmed with adoration and appreciation. they need to be taken care of emotionally just as much as anyone else does. spoil them, treat them like kings. let them cry without having to worry about judgement. play with their hair. be the big spoon sometimes. give them spontaneous gifts. let them rant and whine. comfort them. guys have emotional needs. they need to be taken care of, too. love your boy the way you want your boy to love you y'all

me, waiting for avengers 4:

Steve and Tony pretend to be Peter’s parents for the school principal 

Based on this brilliant comic by xxkaseixx