Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

why you want me to cross the road

the LMAO+ community

Prince George vs. Great Granny

by any memes necessary

Dennis Quaid (via quotethatword)

I might not have any friends but u know what I do have???? That’s right, depression

This still fucking cracks me up

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

This is like a commercial for the dangers of teaching kids physics

When people say boys will be boys I wish this was the sort of thing they meant.

this is exactly the kind of dumb shit I did when I was a boy being a boy.

If you’re up really late studying for finals, try swapping your contact solution with coffee for a quick pick-me-up.

dennys you’re taking a serious risk here don’t forget people actually tried drilling holes in their iphones to get the headphone jack back