now it’s buck’s turn living in a romcom while everyone else is experiencing psychological warfare
EDDIE: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. BUCK: Wow. They sound stupid. EDDIE: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. BUCK: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” EDDIE: I guess you’re right. Hey Buck, I love you. BUCK: See! Just say that! EDDIE: Holy fucking shit. BUCK: If that flies over their head then, sorry Eds, but they're too dumb for you. EDDIE: Evan.
Buck, just out of surgery and high on anesthesia, drowsily staring at Eddie: Woah, you’re so beautiful… are you a model??
Eddie, laughing: No.
Buck: Who are you? What’s your name?
Eddie: My name’s Eddie. I’m your husband.
Buck: W h o a
christopher: do you want to play 20 questions?
buck: sure!
buck: what’s your favourite colour?
christopher: triangle. do you love my dad?
eddie: ow, fuck. i cut my finger.
buck, concerned: give it here, let me kiss it better.
eddie, blushing furiously: oh- uh- sure.
*the next day*
eddie: chim, i need you to punch me in the mouth.
chimney, already winding up: done.
Bobby, showing a floater around: This is Eddie. Eddie loves his personal space.
Bobby, pointing to Buck sitting right next to Eddie: This is Buck. Buck also loves Eddie's personal space.
*Buck and Eddie after an argument*
Eddie: I'm sorry about all the mean things I said before.
Buck: ...
Eddie: I'm assuming the fact that your hand is on my ass means you accept my apology.
incorrect buddie quotes part idk
buck, having a bad day: there's no reason to be happy. life is miserable and cruel. i am nothing but receiver of sadness and pain-
eddie, smiling: hey
buck: life is beautiful. i wish to live for a hundred years. is the sun shining brighter? are the birds singing louder? Good Lord, thank you for allowing me another day in this earth
Eddie - Why does everyone think Buck and i are a gay couple. there's nothing to suggest we ever-
Buck - *smacks Eddie’s ass*
Eddie - Listen I know that looked bad-
EDDIE: How do I make a date really romantic? CHIMNEY: Be mysterious. EDDIE: Okay! *later, while on a date with Buck* BUCK: So where are we going? EDDIE: None of your fucking business.
BUCK: Can I have some? EDDIE, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
Buck: So how is the 118's prettiest boy doing today?
Eddie, without looking up from his phone: I don't know, how are you?
Buck:
Buck, voice cracking: I-I'm fine.
Eddie: Why is your back all scratched up?
[flashback to Buck chasing a raccoon after Eddie told him to leave it alone]
Buck: I’m having an affair.