Describe your writing process in three words or less.

“Well, fuck.”

“USE THE SPOONS”

“oops okay nevermind”

“throw things together”

There we… are?

“Just fake it”

“Someone should cry.”

“I’m very tired”

“Ok gotta scribble…”

Okay, which ship?

“goodbye, lettuce friend.”

“This is shit”

“Writers block why!?”

Undergrads will SUFFER

Long winded, commas

“Where’s the eraser”

How do ending

DONT STOP ME

what middle?

fuck fuck fuck

Not enough smut

needs more plot

LOUD FRANTIC SCREAMING

So much sin

Stream of consciousness

Peril solves everything

who did this

Hmm… okay… well…

Wasnt expecting that

Need. More. COFFEE!!!

“So how do you feel about me breaking your legs? Oh. Gonna do it anyway”

Fuck. Fine. Assholes.

This is garbage…

“Satan please help” idfk don’t judge me

Get very drunk

Wat r werds

Too many descriptions

I need time

What Happen to 

What is pacing?

Not sad enough

cursor is staring

Have no ideas

Motivation???

Oh right, writing…

So…that happened.

Too many ideas

What’s “writing” again?

It’s HOW long???

More plot? Shit.

Euphoria or despair.

Sadistic laughter.

What the fuck?

so *many* characters

Done. Time it

Only 500 words?!?

Wait. What

Frustration. Edit. Repeat.

Well fuck me

dialogue is DIFFICULT

Why did I?

no no no

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck

Confusion SCREAMING Relief

LITERATURE IS HARD

For fuck’s sake

I’m distracted again

Its really 4am?

Cry, little characters

*chanting*: “dead, alone, done-for”

What writing process

Is that English

hmm,, needs more?

Who? Me? Writing?

What is sleep?

Actually pretty … Ok?

Is this good????????

shrugs brow sighs

Should someone die?

NOT ENOUGH SUBTEXT

Aw angst no.

I should update

Add more monsters. 

What is this???

Yep, yep, nope.

Shit, fuck it

Less meaningless details? Please?

Use, more comas, just keep going. Wait. All the. Fragments.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Time for murder

“What’s th'plot again?”

“Oh, fuck it.”

sporadically random updates

‘How the fuck…?’

That escalated quickly

I’ll write later.

Where’s this going?

I’m dead inside…

Wat wat wat

Too…. Many….. COMMAS

Wait, I write??

Could be gayer…

Plot? What plot?

Needs more queers

Impulsive and bad

“What’s the word?!”

Sad and vague

Hello writer’s block!!!

Leave for later (when I have time)

Choose your fighter.

I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.

PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7

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why this dog look like an nvidia tech demo

The true sin in contemporary video game design is including domesticated animals without any mechanism for the player to give them scritches.

hey fellas last night i took a medication which is more or less the anxiety equivalent of a horse tranquilizer & essentially enterred the fifth dimension of sleepwalking in which i awoke but enterred a dissociative fit so strong i was really confused why my loving girlfriend was not my good friend and fellow viking bjorn, who i had to bring some furs to. also i might’ve cried about this. don’t remember

was informed i left out the best part of this 3am experience which was the bit where i, in tears, gestured to our dog and shouted, “i don’t know what this is!”

bruh you astral planed so hard you fell back into a past life

#…..I mean… I GUESS

a vaporwave computer…

The San Francisco Call, California, July 28, 1893

my bongocat contribution

“What? No, no - I said sexuality is a fluid. I’ve got some right here.”

“Um… is, uh, the bottle supposed to be sprouting tentacles?”

“It’s within expected parameters, yes.”

“Management would like you remind all technical staff that the approved procedure is to explain your code to a rubber duck.”

“What are you doing? You can’t speak that way to a god!”

“She’s not a god. She’s just some immortal asshole who happens to live on the Moon.”

“…okay, clearly we’re operating on different definitions of ‘god’ here.“

“Yeah, a god is someone who doesn’t owe me money.”

@downtroddendeity replied:

The question is not whether this could plausibly be Touhou.

The question is how many distinct sets of Touhou characters this could plausibly be.

“In my defence, I’m a literal space alien. Cultural misunderstandings are bound to happen.”

“Okay. First, none of us are native to this planet - we’re all literal space aliens. And second, I’m pretty sure there’s no culture anywhere where that would have been okay.”

“You can’t prove that.”

“I can’t believe I’m getting sued by a puppet.”

“The preferred nomenclature is ‘animatronic-American’, ma’am.”

“It doesn’t bother anyone else that we’re talking about a possessed robot in a rat suit here?”

“I’m afraid being possessed isn’t a crime in this jurisdiction.”

“What about the banjo playing?”

“I couldn’t possibly comment.”

so like, is the “violence mention” tag referencing the banjo playing, or…?

Artefact of editing. An earlier draft of this post was more explicit about what Ms Secret Agent up there did to the possessed puppet, but I decided it was funnier this way.

@splinteredstar replied:

Well, possession is nine tenths of the law.