If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?
Dear person reading this,
You deserve a life full of happiness and positivity. So don’t let others get to you and believe in yourself.
Quotes for the signs
John Locke (via quotemadness)
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via quotemadness)
Antoine Griezmann according to tumblr
(requested by julcsi15 and anon)
I wish there was a Netflix\Hulu for football matches and the categories could be like “World Cup” or “La Liga” and there could even be sections for old games like “CL Finals from 2000-2014” or “Pele’s Greatest Games” and you can change the commentary from Spanish to English to Arabic to etc and that way I would not have to scour through youtube for shitty streams of old matches
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Reblog to save a life. 💯
french supporters (via incorrectbleusquotes)
Unlikely simultaneous historical events
A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?
Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.
There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.
Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.
When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.
The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.
Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.
Pablo Picasso died the year Pink Floyd released “Dark Side of the Moon” (1973)
Prisoners began to arrive to Auschwitz a few days after Mc'Donalds was founded.
Coca-Cola is only 31 years younger than Italy.
Marilyn Monroe and Queen Elizabeth II were born in the same year.
The Ottoman empire still existed the last time the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.
The first wagon train of the Oregon Trail began heading out the same year the fax machine was invented.
Nintendo was founded at the same time Jack the Ripper was on the loose.
We put a man on the moon before we put wheels on a suitcase.
Oreos were invented the same year the Titanic sank.
The Mongols fought the Crusaders and the Samurais at the same time.
Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landings than she did to the building of the Pyramids of Giza.
Warning: Incoming spam of Manuel Neuer
Happy Spam Saturday! - #14
This week we’re joined by Manuel Neuer, requested by @devil-of-mischief - enjoy! :)
Wow, there are more gifs than I would’ve thought. I hope everyone liked it :)
LOVE HIM *-* <3
This is the best thing ever. My day has been made 😍
American History 101
truth. i honestly dont give a rats ass if you unfollow me for this. learn the truth, sometimes the truth hurts.
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Reblogging for the gif about shrinking Native American territories. Just look at the huge difference between 1860 and 1870. In just ten years.
You might not know it, but you have probably put a prolepsis into play recently. Did you know that a signature isn’t necessarily a scribbled name on a credit card receipt? You know that classic character that Gilda Radner played on “Saturday Night Live” who’d confuse “violence” with “violins”? Do you know what kind of mistake that is? You probably know what a climax is, and maybe even how to pronounce denouement, but do you know what part of a plot makes up the anagnorisis?