king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!
the minotaur, born like a day ago:
king minos: get this monster out of my sight!! put it in a labryinth so i never have to look at it again!! gods holy fuck!!!
the minotaur, born like a day ago:
my IQ test results were negative
Killing Eve in art nouveau (Available on redbubble)
me talking to a neurotypical: sorry to switch topics again... this is sort of related, but only kind of.... i know its kind of random, but.....
me talking to someone else with adhd:
Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this
Me online
This is the only valid comment on this post
lamb in pasture
Caffeine Bears.
Painted using coffee with color pencil for details. This was really fun to do.
Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.
some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house
im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive
no greek god is inherently and wholly “good” or “bad” because they were all flawed and imperfect in some way with different facets of personality and character to serve as a reflection of society and human nature itself
oh except for zeus he was a straight up absolute bastard
fuck zeus
do NOT.