cap'n cunt

this site has one setting

this shot of the joker pulling up his pants leg seems to imply that the white part of his feet is actually just bare skin, not fabric spats over a pair of dress shoes, as i had always assumed?? which means that the animated series joker has actually been wearing, like, kitten heeled pumps this entire time

God bless porters that include good facial flexes in their models.

im not even a full grown goblin…. im just a little …gobling…. trying to eat some garliced bread…..

Slutty Witch

my fav thing is when dennis is starting to get worked up about sthng stupid and mac is like “baby this doesnt matter. baby calm down” and he does

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

Me after being asked to repeat my McDonald’s order

The Man Who Laughs Directed by Paul Leni (1928)

early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

men’s perception of women lounging:

women actually lounging