I Intend To Live ForEver So Far So Good

i hope its a dildo

help him 

sarah what the hell

The Elevator Guys http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

Just a little reminder of what’s to come this year. ;D

Happy New Year!

Perfect magnets

Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.

it always happens to me lmao

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

I literally want this framed

Like… Did Reese Witherspoon literally have a baby with herself?

So we can all agree that Reese Witherspoon has mastered cloning, yeah?

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia