Every time I see this I lose my marbles I love it so much. "For some reason I yelled who is in here as I was falling" is the point where my soul leaves my body. God I love.

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will

spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship

ONE HOUR AGO: greg abbott, who i have the great displeasure of calling my governor, is calling for the expulsion and jailing of ut austin students exercising their first amendment right to freedom of speech an assembly. every single motherfucker on the right soooo concerned about the first amendment seems to be creaming their pants over college students being brutalized and arrested for protesting. its fucking reprehensible.

Also pretty laughable for Actual Fascist Greg Abbott to claim that antisemitism will not be tolerated in his state

I wonder how Texas responds to ACTUAL anti-Semitic rallies?

https://www.fox4news.com/news/dallas-nazi-flag-across-street-from-temple

Huh? No kidding

If you're having trouble keeping up with what's going on in Palestine because of US news coverage of university protests, here are some articles you can read and a video you can watch:

While CNN & all the other mainstream media try to paint the university protests as "pro terrorism" (which they're not, they're literally anti-war protests.) Palestinians are being slaughtered by the minute.

Please don't stop speaking about Palestine.

Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

this is a total normal thing for ANOTHER COUNTRY'S foreign intelligence agency front to say to American university students who are peacefully demonstrating against the genocide and oppression of Palestinians

this is a total normal thing for ANOTHER COUNTRY'S foreign intelligence agency front to say to American university students who are peacefully demonstrating against the genocide and oppression of Palestinians

☝️nazi alert

guy who still thinks the only thing stopping the cops from not lynching people constantly is a lack of training resources

"Incompetence"

Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa

Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?

There wasn’t one in my state, fuck face.

The DNC purposely did not have any debates between any of the democratic nominees with the intent to squash any competition. Thus any challenger was unlikely to outraise Biden or compete with the sitting fucking president on TV time. Biden was never challenged within his own party. They deliberately manufactured this outcome by suppressing any type of opposition.

if only the police had hundred million dollar playgrounds then they'd know not to train with the idf and torture handcuffed people

Sanctions aren't violations of sovereignty. It's literally just a country saying it won't trade with someone doing X. That's completely their choice.

That said, if they'd allow even one(1) democratically elected PM there to complete their term without orchestrating a CIA-backed military coup, that would be absolutely smashing.

Sanctions are violations of sovereignty. It's not just "No trade" The US cuts off all money held in banks associated with the west to prevent these countries from being able to provide for their own citizens. Sanctions destroy countries from within, that's the point. And there's no possible way you can pretend to be principled and believe that sanctions are fine.

Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?

Something about seeing Palestinian activists accused of ‘blood libel’ while aid workers are currently digging up a 200+ person mass grave filled with bodies that have had their skin and organs harvested by the IDF really pisses me off.

This isn’t even the first time it has happened.

Scheper-Hughes said that some of the dead Palestinians from whom organs were harvested were killed during military raids.

“Some of the bodies were definitely Palestinians who were killed in conflicts,” she told Al Jazeera.

“Their organs were taken without consent of families and were used to serve the needs of the country in terms of hospitals as well as the army’s needs.”

A controversial Israeli television investigation in 2014 included confessions from high-ranking officials that skin was taken from the bodies of dead Palestinians and African workers to treat Israelis, such as soldiers with burn injuries.

In it, the director of the Israeli Skin Bank revealed the country's reserve of “human skin” reached 17 square meters - a huge number relative to Israel's population.