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Still obsessed with Arthur Conan Doyle’s letter to Bram Stoker gushing about how wonderful a book Dracula is, but particularly how it makes such a good template for leaving fic comments, so I’m gonna to a BREAKDOWN:

Next time you don’t know what to say on a fic you enjoyed, just use the ACD method~

Hey, you, you've been scrolling for a while, have a Mleko

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

It’s not even the public hospital wifi. I’m on the staff wifi. which one of you anesthesiologists was reading omega verse on the clock.

Thankfully, I am saved by the power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog.

The power of having a total of 7 followers on this blog has failed me.

hey about your boyfriend...our boyfriend....his personality captivated me so I painted his portrait. and like idk he totally became enthralled in his youth so he made like a deal with the devil to put his sin or whatever?? into the painting. Yeah. I like don't know how to tell you this but like...uhhh he's like. totally living a life of passionful sin now. idk?? sorry??? lmfao

I can’t tell if all classics have homoerotic tension or if it is just Tumblr influencing me

we are so back

ib; flower idea credit to @potato-lord-but-not ..? (hope tag okay)

The Picture of Dorian Gray if it was LIBERAL

THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT!!!!!!!

he’s a 10 but one of his paintings keeps getting uglier and more horrific with each passing day

to all the tiktok anti-aging influencers: where’s that horrid looking portrait of yourself

the picrew of dorian gray

You want me to use anti-ageing products? The thing that killed Dorian Gray?

I have OCD and with that comes quasi-hallucinations, and I grew up watching a ton of horror films so some of the worst of mine are the standard white skin/black hair demon girl type shit.

However, because a lot of them are based on horror film I have found comfort in doing things that “go against” horror films and being like “see? This could never happen.”

(It’s irrational. I know that. But shut up. This is how I cope.)

For example: I started hearing garbled whispering from beneath my table, so I started playing the muppets sound track. Because they would never play Movin’ Right Along when the protagonist is about to get attacked. That won’t happen. Disney, who owns the muppets, wouldn’t give them the rights.

And it fucking worked.

yeah sure why not

he's just like me fr

people who let me wake up to this get a special place in heaven. firefly_fox how does it feel to hold my life in ur hands....

my favorite thing about this post is that a handful of people have gone "oh wait! this is tangible proof that i don't need to be embarrassed about leaving a lot of comments!! i'll stop being so ashamed!" YES!! ao3 authors basically universally will die for people who comment spam. we love to see it and we do not find you weird or annoying At All.

think about it this way: we ourselves are weird enough to have spent several hours, days, or Months writing down this story. we are weird enough about the content to do that! why on Earth would we be mean and judgmental toward people who care enough to get excited about reading it?? we shared it Specifically For You To Get Excited About!