Fenlan/Asriel

no u.

Who wants to hop into my heated pool with me?

Only if we can make s'mores while in the pool

Naw. We puttin a stolen shopping cart on the fire to grill steaks.

Makin rootbeer in the bathtub and prison wine in the toilet?

The fuck kinda parties you lot throwin

Youz ain’t invited.

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

when it’s 3am and you’re still on your phone

ZARYA BEHIND YOU

Destroyer of tornadoes, village hero, ultimate good boi

How bout’ y'all learn how to drive?

Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive.

Is this shit for real?  Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car accidents, and some chud just HAS to crawl out of the woodwork to complain about it?

Photographer Bastiaan Ekeler made a modified zoom lens so that he could take photos of distant objects with a Gameboy camera