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"i want morally grey female characters" you fuckers could barely handle rose quartz
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Just came to the realization that my unhinged dad would probably try to force my brothers and I to go the Mystery Flesh Pit for a trip and would probably get genuinely mad and upset if we didn't want to go or if we were scared.
I know that it's a "mystery flesh pit" but I really wanna know what the giant creature's full form looks like, it's just itching in my brain and I need it scratched but I also want it to remain a mystery because it's scarier that way.
i just get so confused when people call the mystery flesh pit 'horror', much more so if they call it 'analog horror' or an 'arg' (?????). like babes it's just dark satire thru realistic worldbuilding. grotesque elements does not a horror series make
me during the day: boy, I sure do I love reading about eldritch horrors beyond me imagination that are underneath the Permian basin!
me at night: I cannot go to the kitchen for water because abyssal copepod will be in my fridge
i love you mystery flesh pit national park i love you eldritch horrors beyond imagination i love you intricate and massively expanding worldbuilding i love you fictional biology i love you commentary on the stupidity of the human race i love you unique concepts i love you subversion of the cave horror trope i love you gumption texas i love you amorphous shame i love you perfectly crafted found media
2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST
Eren Jaeger and Light Yagami are both major losers and not just because of the whole killing people thing.
Like if I had a hot bad bitch who was obsessed with and utterly devoted to me, I would not have fumbled that, fr
having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing, like why am I kicking my feet and giggling instead of earning enough money to get the green sofa of my dreams
Remember not to praise Disney itself for diversity and inclusion in new Baymax show. You should be thanking animators and directors for pushing this idea which Disney was probably 100% opposed to in the first place. Remember leaked emails written to Alex Hirsh? Don't get fooled.
this is what actually happened in the actual series
p.s.: if anyone is curious, it’s based on a clip/meme from the movie “Two Fathers”!
