*this isn't written in any specific order, it was just written in the order they occured to me

does anyone else agree that mario and luigi are like very handsome. i just mean objectively they seem like the ideal guy all around. i feel like if you had a long flight and no one to pick you up at the airport if you called them they’d just immediately be like “of course i can come get you! no problem!” also i feel like if they worked at a hot dog stand if you looked like you were down they’d say “well looks like you’re the 1,000 customer! you get a free hot dog!” and they’d give you that knowing wink like. u weren’t really the 1,000th customer they just wanted to help you out. i can never imagine mario or luigi hurting anyone or saying a swear. they have kind eyes too they probably have an extra pack of gum in the other pocket, just so they can give some to their friends when they pull out their own

i never knew how passionate i was about this topic until i was wearing them on me wtf. but its true

I need people to understand that sometimes autism is just this

saru brother

OK but aside from the funny, this is the gorilla doing its best to correct a gorilla faux pas! Gorillas don’t make eye contact except as a challenge. They avoid looking at each other directly as much as possible. So this fella just accidentally slid forward and looked the human right in the eye and went “oooooops” and turned FULLY around to go “I have no quarrel with you!”

Blaze: "Be silent, keep your forked tongue behind it's teeth, I have not passed through fire and death to exchange words with a witless worm."

Johnny: "Blow me."

i love you mirror versions i love you possession i love you cloning i love you simulacrums i love you shadow selves i love you digital copies of a mind i love you alternate timeline versions i love you tropes that play with identity and what it means to be a certain person

Concept artwork fo the Heavy Rider, from ‘Sonic Mania’.

We all love urban fantasy but we have to contend with the fact that if monsters were real, some of them would be normies. Your werewolf boyfriend posts on LinkedIn. The tentacled horror you've been thirsting after is a Disney adult.

You did it, you made unimaginable horror within man-made comprehension.

The wait for Gekisou! Benza Race - Toilet Shooting Star is almost over

After learning about this game, a toilet racer, I am now retroactively spending the last year anticipating its May 15 release.

An exciting toilet racing game that lets you experience a toilet revolution. Many circuits and toilet racers are waiting for your challenge. After customizing the toilet and getting your stomach ready, it's time to start the race!

Can you seriously read the words "toilet revolution" without being overcome by curiosity? And that screenshot with the amazing "weird arcade game" or even "weird WiiWare game that would never be localized" vibes!

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Luigi Saving Spike Super Star Mode

wait did i not post these here lol

new splatfest

chips vs chips vs chips

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