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Warden "Wild" Bill Meyers

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Redneck. Warden. Current record holder for most number of Fomor heads mounted on my wall. Come on in, grab a beer and rock awhile. (Dresden Files RP Blog. FC: Bailey Chase. Dresden Files belongs to Jim Butcher, and Bailey Chase belongs to Bailey Chase)
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Lake felt the intrusion of cold air, peeking one eye open. They were in one of the older cabins in her company’s portfolio, so no heating other than the old wood burning stove, which was putting out a low consistent heat. But in the face of -20 F and wind outside, a warm bed and long underwear were a must. It didn’t surprise her that the Texan was having a hard time.

“I’m guessing the cold Montana winter finally got to you?” She scooted over to make space for him.

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The Texan in question grumbled confirmation as he bundled into the bed, eyes bleary and, he could've sworn, starting to freeze shut. "'Fore I started Wardin' you couln' tell me there's different levels o' cold. Cold oughta be cold oughta be cold, none o' this 'freeze the plow to the mule' kinda freezing."

“There are many levels of cold, is this is far from the worst. We haven’t had to upgrade to a Canada Goose jacket yet. We wouldn’t have come out if it’d been that cold.” She let him bundle up. After a moment, she slid out of bed to feed the fire, hoping to gain a few more degrees of warmth.

After nearly staking word in the fire to keep it burning consistently for a few more hours, Lake crawled back into bed. In warm wool base layers, heavy socks, and a knit hat, she was doing ok. But she was used to it.

“Let’s hope the person Luccio sent you out after is just as cold.”

"Hope they're colder." Bill murmured in response, blankets tucked under his chin. Even the quick move from his holing up on the couch to the bed itself was enough to start him lightly shuddering. "It'd serve 'em right, havin' us trudge all the way out here just to thwart 'em." Azure eyes watched her as she made her way back to bed, one hand flicking the covers up just long enough for her to crawl back in. "We ever get to Goose Down you might's well put me outta my misery. Bad enough sleepin' in pants. 'F I gotta put a shirt on, too, I ain't gettin' a wink."

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Lake felt the intrusion of cold air, peeking one eye open. They were in one of the older cabins in her company’s portfolio, so no heating other than the old wood burning stove, which was putting out a low consistent heat. But in the face of -20 F and wind outside, a warm bed and long underwear were a must. It didn’t surprise her that the Texan was having a hard time.

“I’m guessing the cold Montana winter finally got to you?” She scooted over to make space for him.

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The Texan in question grumbled confirmation as he bundled into the bed, eyes bleary and, he could've sworn, starting to freeze shut. "'Fore I started Wardin' you couln' tell me there's different levels o' cold. Cold oughta be cold oughta be cold, none o' this 'freeze the plow to the mule' kinda freezing."

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Bill was propped up against a newly made berm of earthworks, right hand crossed over and clutching high on his left chest. “Live’s always, maple muncher...” He grumbled back as good-naturedly as he could, wincing as the blood started soaking the handkerchief he’d pressed to the wound. “Think the fucker got to the bone here, Hoss. That ice do anythin’ for a break?”

"I can kill the nerves for a bit. It'll sting at first, and we can get it healed later. Think localized frostbite." Jon gave a lopsided grin, revealing a missing tooth before spitting a gob of blood on the ground. "I think I got hit in the face again. What will the ladies say?"

"Best way to do it's gettin' it over with." Bill replied, turning toward his fellow Warden and bracing for the impact, pulling the kerchief away at the last moment. "The gals you run with'll say it builds character, just you watch."

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Lake tried to wipe some of the dust off her face, which just led to a bit of mud replacing the dust. "Really? I'm an absolute mess. You'd just end up as dirty as I am."

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Bill laughed, bringing a handkerchief out of his pocket to attempt to help. “Like a little dirt ever hurt me, darlin’.”

She scrunched up her nose as she gave him a teasing smile. "That's good, because my pants are absolutely covered. I'm going to have to hose them off before I let them near the clothes washer. But all of the ditch work is done!"

“You want I could prolly magic it offa you...” Bill replied thoughtfully, swiping a bit of the mud off her forehead with a muttered word and the handkerchief. “Save you a bit o’ water an’ me a bit o’ waitin’.” He gave a small grin, azure eyes looking into hers for a moment before giving a wink. “‘Course, there’s always just not waitin’, eh?”

"I had just planned to take them off and hose them down, but if you want to magic the dirt off, that works." Lake was already working on getting as much of the mud off her boots as was possible. She was hoping to rinse them in the water, but not get them soaked. But it was a nice day, maybe she should just rinse them and the pants and let them dry out in the sun.

"I'm going with not waiting." She unbuttoned her pants and took them over to the flowing water.

Bill politely glanced away with a small chuckle. "Suit yourself. Glad the work's done, though, makes more time for relaxin'."

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Lake tried to wipe some of the dust off her face, which just led to a bit of mud replacing the dust. "Really? I'm an absolute mess. You'd just end up as dirty as I am."

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Bill laughed, bringing a handkerchief out of his pocket to attempt to help. “Like a little dirt ever hurt me, darlin’.”

She scrunched up her nose as she gave him a teasing smile. "That's good, because my pants are absolutely covered. I'm going to have to hose them off before I let them near the clothes washer. But all of the ditch work is done!"

“You want I could prolly magic it offa you...” Bill replied thoughtfully, swiping a bit of the mud off her forehead with a muttered word and the handkerchief. “Save you a bit o’ water an’ me a bit o’ waitin’.” He gave a small grin, azure eyes looking into hers for a moment before giving a wink. “‘Course, there’s always just not waitin’, eh?”

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Broken collarbone (Bill), Open fracture on arm (Jon)

Jon swore as a wave of pain overcame him. He finished the ice cast before freezing the nerves dead. Then he turned to look at Bill.

"You still a live, you two bit yankee doodle earth pusher?" Jon teased through a sigh of relief as the pain deadened. "Let me know if you need any ice for the pain." He chuckled, nursing his arm.

"I fucking hate ghoulies."

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Bill was propped up against a newly made berm of earthworks, right hand crossed over and clutching high on his left chest. “Live’s always, maple muncher...” He grumbled back as good-naturedly as he could, wincing as the blood started soaking the handkerchief he’d pressed to the wound. “Think the fucker got to the bone here, Hoss. That ice do anythin’ for a break?”

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x I plead the fifth

I fixed it!

(never feel bad about doing this whether it’s to deepen the character, have fun, or build interesting headcanons! Even shit about what their favorite type of jelly bean is makes them feel more complex to you and that’s fun! GO NUTS!)

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I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful

if you're not from the us american south, there's some amazing nuances to this you may have missed. i can't really describe all of them, because i've lived here my whole life and a lot of the body language is sort of a native tongue thing. the body language is its own language, and i am not so great at teaching language. i do know i instinctively sucked on my lower teeth at the same time as he did, and when he scratched the side of his face, i was ready to take up fucking arms with him.

but y'all. the way he said "brutus is an honourable man" - each and every time it changed just a little. it was the full condemnation Shakespeare wanted it to be. it started off slightly mock sincere. barely trying to cover the sarcasm. by the end...it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.

christ, he's good.

the eliding of “you all” to “y’all” while still maintaining 2 syllables is a deliberate and brilliant act of violence. “bear with me” said exactly like i’ve heard it at every funeral. the choices of breaking and re-establishing of eye contact. the balance of rehearsed and improvised tone. A+++ get this man a hollywood contract.

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The young warden rubbed his head gently where a goose egg of a lump was forming before reaching down to grab his stetson off the ground, fixing the dent caused by the falling sign. "Yeah, you're very smart, now shut up. Nothin' worse'n 'I tol' you so's."

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The look that Molly gave him relayed that she’d been thinking exactly that. The faint smile on her lips was almost mocking in her effort to not say something snarky and slightly offensive. That she’d been right was bad enough, and any input to any degree was likely not going to be taken well. Instead, she sighed a bit. Reorganized her thoughts, and asked, “Would you like an ice pack or something? Maybe a bag of frozen peas? At the very least some Advil, because the headache that’s going to kick in soon isn’t going to be fun.”

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He shook his head in a negative, grumbling under his breath about short nails and rust and a million other little issues that could have been the culprit as his stubborn (if slightly injured) pride kicked into high gear. "Get me that gorilla glue in the office. Gonna stick this lil fucker up here 'til the whole damn barn falls the hell down."

If he hadn’t been so upset, she might have laughed. There was something endearing and amusing in the way the Warden’s temper flared, though she wouldn’t have wanted it to come down to a showdown between the two of them. With that in mind, Molly bit back a smile and shrugged. “You think Gorilla Glue will do the trick? If it’s structural, you might want a good old fashioned hammer and nails.”

“Good ol’ hammer an’ nail din’ work too well this last time, did it?” He grumbled, picking up the sign and trying to find the nail it was hung on previously in the sheetrock and finding the tiny hole that alerted him to its unfortunate disappearance. “... Prolly woulda helped if we’da found a stud to put it in in the first damn place...”

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The young warden rubbed his head gently where a goose egg of a lump was forming before reaching down to grab his stetson off the ground, fixing the dent caused by the falling sign. "Yeah, you're very smart, now shut up. Nothin' worse'n 'I tol' you so's."

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The look that Molly gave him relayed that she’d been thinking exactly that. The faint smile on her lips was almost mocking in her effort to not say something snarky and slightly offensive. That she’d been right was bad enough, and any input to any degree was likely not going to be taken well. Instead, she sighed a bit. Reorganized her thoughts, and asked, “Would you like an ice pack or something? Maybe a bag of frozen peas? At the very least some Advil, because the headache that’s going to kick in soon isn’t going to be fun.”

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He shook his head in a negative, grumbling under his breath about short nails and rust and a million other little issues that could have been the culprit as his stubborn (if slightly injured) pride kicked into high gear. "Get me that gorilla glue in the office. Gonna stick this lil fucker up here 'til the whole damn barn falls the hell down."

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“Dear Lord, I've never been so impatient to get attacked by a murderous ghost…!”

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@spellofthesouth Bill and Kara

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Kara looked over her shoulder at Bill.  She wasn’t sure if he was serious but he was right, Dresden must have been off about where they needed to be.  Shaking her head, she reached up and tugged his hat down a bit over his eyes. 

“You say you want this to start but the moment it does and goes south I’m blaming you for saying you were ready to get attacked.  I’d just rather it didn’t come.”

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The young warden straightened his hat after a moment, careful not to drop the small leather pouch or empty its contents in the process. "Goin' South ain't never been a problem in my experience," He drawled with a halfway grin, meeting her eyes a moment before going back to scanning the building, "it's the calm before the storm I don' always enjoy. Enjoy it much less, nowadays..."

He'd been out of commission after a particularly nasty run-in with the supernatural, and while he hadn't ever said what exactly laid him up ('Council Business'), his usual plaid button-down and jeans seemed to hang on him where he'd filled them out nicely before, and his skin was a few shades more pale than it had been back in the early spring. "Wanna take bets on what put this ol' boy here in the first place? Pass the time a bit?"

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