i'm actually very normal if you ignore everything i have ever said and done

The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good

Wait wait fuck goddamn, dicks is a burger brand, there is not a woman giving head right next to me, she is eating fries and I’m hungry for FRIES

boop him with many boops

Happy April Fools Day

so-called "free thinkers" when there's a boop button

hello unassuming tumblr user. i am in front of you with big fucking paws. today is april 1st. are you prepared

Shamelessly stolen from Discord.

Good sci-fi is almost like religion in that it raises way more questions than it will ever answer and leaves you chewing on drywall. And that's the good part. Good sci-fi is just philosophy for weird people

Maybe the real "star trek" was the questions we didn't answer along the way

i'm digging the hole deeper tomorrow

you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck

you're all unbelievably horny or hungry and i will not be asking which

is the kool aid man entrance an example of a desire path

The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:

-what if this bad thing was good instead

-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want

-would that be fucked up or what

-I think that shit's hot

"Cows Watch Sunsets Too" pixel art, Me, January 29, 2024

contains spoilers for Nona The Ninth