Geralt Getting Sexed Up Be Like:
Itβs super fun to have so many versions of canon to twist together, and then to see where fandom kind of collectively settles on ideas/concepts. For example, when it come to Geralt getting sexed up:
Fandom!Geralt: I never get laid unless I go to a brothel, and even then they might turn me away because everyone everywhere hates witchers 24/7/365. Who could ever learn to love a beast?
Netflix!Geralt: I am very concerned about getting intimate on a personal level because the last time I liked a lady I had to gut her the next day. My horse disapproves of me hiring prostitutes.Β Β
Book!Geralt: I have a lot of sex but Iβm sure itβs cuz most people just like the idea of getting off with a dangerous monster. Iβm hideous, really. Could anyone ever be interested in me for who I am and not just because I have a huge cock?
Game!Geralt: Iβm hot as fuck. I know it, you know it. I fuck a lot. Gotta stop introducing myself as theΒ βWhite Wolfβ now that Iβve learned that white represents chastity, cuz this dick donβt stop.Β Β