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Reblog if books saved you.

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stilnskinator

greggaraki

i’d rather die than read anything longer than like two paragraphs on this site

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jxhn-mulaney

*cracks neck* my time has come

breelandwalker

Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.

Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.

Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.

Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.

Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.

NOW THE FUN BEGINS.

You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.

Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)

Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.

Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.

And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.

Basically this

This is someone who paid attention in finance class.

lifesentences

I always reblog this just in case this happens. LOL.

*copies and pastes into notes* *cites source* (because….well duh)

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Keeping this forever

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Halloween Asks

Bat: If you could transform into any kind of animal, what animal would you be?

Black Cat: Are you superstitious? If so, what are you superstitious about?

Broomstick: If you could travel anywhere in the world where would it be?

Candy Corn: What food disgusts you the most?

Cauldron: What is your favorite thing to cook?

Cobwebs: One place you would never want to get lost in in the dark?

Coffin: Are you claustrophobic?

Demon: What is your worst flaw?

Eerie: One thing that always creeps you out?

Fright: What is your biggest fear?

Ghost: If you could be reincarnated, would you come back as another human or an animal? If an animal, what kind?

Gravestone: Ideal way you'd like to die?

Haunted House: If you could be roommates with anyone of your choice, who would you pick?

Hocus Pocus: What is the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard?

Howel: Your favorite kind of dog?

Jack-o'-lantern: Do you have any scars? If so, how many?

Monster: What is your favorite scary movie to watch in the dark?

Mummy: Would you rather be buried or cremated when you die?

Potion: What is your favorite thing to drink? Alcoholic and non alcoholic?

Pumpkin: What is your favorite food around the holidays?

Scream: Easiest way to scare you?

Skeleton: Tell me one of your biggest secrets?

Spooky: What was your last nightmare about?

Trick or Treat: Tell me about the greatest prank you've ever pulled?

Vampire: Which one are you? Early bird or night owl?

Witch: If could have the power to cast any kind of spell, what kind of spell would you cast?

Zombie: What is one food you always overeat?

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pepporio

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

submissivefeminist

I’ve never see the last one and I love it omfg.

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What?

Me: Yo! I'm John Laurens in the place to be!

Friend: HELL NO!

Me: Two pints of Sam Adams but I'm working on three!

Friend: SHUT UP!

Me: Heeheehee

#what is my life anymore #Hamilton #friends hating Hamilton

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I love it when...

I love it when someone reblogs my story and tags it with ‘fUCK’ and ’just rip my heart out thanks'. You're welcome.

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Hercules Mulligan X Reader

Ok, you probably know how this goes, this is a request from @a-blog-of-hamilton-and-writing. They requested some Hercules Mulligan spy drama… Hewhewhew…. This is probably going to be really cringy… Brace yourselves…LETS-A GO! (Help please) Y/N, a name Hercules Mulligan would never forget. Y/N, his beautiful lover, was an amazing girl. WAS is the key word. She was the most amazing person he had known, she was his light, a flame that had flickered out much too soon. Killed by King George’s men. ‘I will take revenge…’ He had thought as he walked outside, many years ago. “Why is this world so cruel?” He called out, tears threatening to spill. A man comes up to him and looks at him. "Are you okay son?" The man asks. "It will never be okay. She's gone. Forever."