1. “Hi, I’m ______.”
2. “Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
3. “Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
4. “Need a ride?”
5. “How are you?”
6. “Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
7. “What’s your name?”
8. “Thank you.”
9. “You just saved my life!”
10. “Move the fuck out of my way.”
11. “Watch where you’re going!”
12. “Asshole.”
13. “Would you like anything?”
14. “You’re gorgeous.”
15. “Do I know you?”
16. “Uh, that’s my spot.”
17. “Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”
18. “Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”
19. “Here, take my seat. You look tired.”
20. “Checking in?”
21. “Can I sit here?”
22. “May I buy you a drink?”
23. “I can spot you, if you want.”
24. “How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”
25. “Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”
26. “Hi, I’m your new roommate.”
27. “I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”
28. “You look cold, take my jacket.”
29. “Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”
30. “You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”
31. “So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”
32. “Bride or groom?”
33. “Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”
34. “Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”
35. “[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”
36. “Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”
37. “Hey, is he bothering you?”
38. “Don’t give up your day job.”
39. “…Dude, your fly’s down.”
40. “I think you have the wrong number.”
41. “I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”
42. “[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”
43. “Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”
44. “YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”
45. “SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”
46. “Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”
47. “Watch where you’re going!”
48. “Is this seat taken?”
49. “Here you dropped this.”
50. “You remind me of someone.”
51. “Will you be taking this?”
52. “May I take your order?”
53. “You look familiar, have we met before?”
54. “Be careful next time.”
55. “Hey, could you help me?”
56. “Help me!”
57. “I’m so sorry!”
58. “Are you alright?!”
59. “I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”
60. “I think I may have seen you before…”
61. “Hey! Watch it!”
62. “Oh my god are you okay?”
63. “Have we met…?”
64. “Were you at that one party?”
65. “Remember me?”
66. “I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”
67. “Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”
68. “Hey, is that your dog?”
69. “Service takes forever here.”
70. “Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”
71. “I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”
72. “This is gonna be a long plane ride.”
73. “Can you turn that music down?”
74. “People are trying to sleep!”
75. “I’m your new neighbor.”
76. “Is that who I think it is?”
77. “Be quiet!”
78. “Is that your son/daughter?”
79. “I’ve read about you.“ 
80. “Are you following me?”

i’ve wanted to do a giveaway once i hit my next milestone, but waiting for that is like watching grass grow, so i’ve decided to do a HUGE icon giveaway now!!

• reblog this post. likes only don’t count, but you can like for bookmarks.
• you don’t have to be following me - i’m not going to check.
• rp blogs only.

there will be THREE winners, and they can choose one of the following prizes:

• 500 BASE ICONS. these will not be edited in any way — they will be simply cropped and resized, so you can edit them however you want!!
• 200 BASE ICONS + 50 EDITED ICONS. so overall you get 250 icons, but only 50 will be edited.
• 100 EDITED ICONS. all 100 icons will be textured, bordered, coloured, etc. ya know the drill.
• 50 EDITED COMIC ICONS. this is only open to marvel and dc rp’ers, and only if i can find the comics online.

all edited icons come with the psd, and will be tested out on differently lit scenes.

• giveaway ends FRIDAY 25TH MARCH at 12PM ( GMT + 12 )
• winners will be chosen by random number generator
• if the winners don’t respond in 24 hours, i will choose a new winner

• “i’ll do it.”
• “please just don’t.”
• “i hate you.”
• “i love you.”
• “you love me?”
• “please stop it.”
• “i can’t breathe.”
• “just go away.”
• “you’re an ass.”
• “you’re a bitch.”
• “don’t leave me!”
• “don’t walk away.”
• “stay with me.”
• “i’m begging you…”
• “for fucks sake…”
• “clean this up!”
• “please kiss me.”
• “get off me!”
• “you are despicable.”
• “are you okay!?”
• “don’t do this.”
• “please shut up.”
• “are you drunk?”
• “don’t forget me.”

1. attack hugging them
2. falling asleep on or next to them
3. giving them the best back massage they’ve ever had
4. holding their hand for the first time
5. hugging them from behind when they weren’t expecting it
6. hugging them way too tightly
7. kissing their forehead or cheek
8. kissing their neck
9. kissing them softly on the lips
10. playfully whacking them with a pillow
11. sneaking up behind them and blowing a raspberry on their neck
12. surprise kissing them
13. telling them they love them for the first time
14. tickling them
15. waking them up by holding them and playing with their hair

you’re literally always ALWAYS 100% allowed to turn any meme i respond to into a thread. just make a new post, link back to the thread, and i’ll respond to it. me answering is already an invitation to plot something out, so even if you didn’t like my response or you want to do something else, plot something out with our characters, inbox/IM me, i’m definitely open for it.

• your muse is allowed to underestimate my muse 
• your muse is allowed to disrespect my muse
• your muse is allowed to provoke my muse
• your muse is allowed to be a little asshole to my muse
• and more – !!

Barry and Iris have been hooking up with no strings attached for weeks, but neither one wants to admit they’re not exactly happy with the arrangement. If only they knew they both want the same thing…