Zero talent, lots of hair.

most sunken ships only manage to kill people once. hats off to the titanic, the safest ship of all time

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn't even occur to me as an option

Anyway shoutout to the person next to me who just got GPT to do their whole essay. I know you're in the trenches.

this is how I sit to use the computer, yes it causes spinal damage

sorry I forgot a crucial element 

sivi met his granddaughter tonight

he did not like it

not a single happy camper in this image

update

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

Oh my god... the cat can't move because they have a human on

LMAO this is so funny ♡♡

R I S E

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down

🎶 Give em the ol razzle-dazzle 🎶

ppl are always like oh if i went back in time i would teach them all about electricity. well, i don’t know about electricity. i don’t know how to build a michaelwave. i would be the stupidest motherfucker in the 16th century. i wouldn’t know who the king is. i don’t know how to use a tinderbox. i can’t ride a horse. the only good thing about me is my immunity to super mega smallpox

 what i have learned from the tags

Yiu to are not smallpox immune a.

can you guys just give me a break. i just found out i’m not immune to smallpox