I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

PEDRO PASCAL SAG Awards | 2024

happy friday 😉

a duet in a galaxy far, far away

what’s in the pot

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

My family has started calling my cat "the beast" which is very funny considering she's a 19yo arthritic old lady who needs help up and down the stairs. Not to mention she doesn't really meow any more, just sits and stares at you, and im the only one who can reliably guess what she wants, so my parents are constantly messaging me "The beast awakens... I know not what she desires 😥😥" i feel like the chosen prophet of an eldritch god

Nay, verily... I have noted the position of the stars, and determined rather that The Beast Hungers... for her nightly plate of wet food

@calamitytrios @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey The people have spoken

Behold, The Beast

What If - Masterlist

Summary: Your clan is involved in the reclaiming of Mandalore. To ease the clan dynamics, an age-old tradition is brought back to life and you get assigned to an alpha that fate already has plans for.

Pairing: alpha!Paz Vizsla x omega!fem!Reader

Rating: E (18+ only!) | Wordcount: tbd (3 parts)

Tags/Warnings: A/B/O dynamics, canon divergence

You really think a year can pass and I will get over Season 3 Episode 7? Well you thought wrong, babes, because I still have not seen the Season 3 finale and I do not plan on it. Instead let us celebrate April 2024 by rewriting canon in the filthiest way possible.

Part 1 (coming (most likely) April 1, 2024)

Part 2 (coming (most likely) April 12, 2024)

Part 3 (coming (most likely) April 26, 2024)

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

The WOKE LEFT is coming to STEAL YOUR BREAKFAST

Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

Reblog if you wanna snooze with a pal

that neck deserves all the kisses and bites

Pedro Pascal - Behind the scenes of Esquire’s April/May 2023