🖕🏻

It’s still so funny to me that kipperlilly used subliminal messaging to make people vote for her, without considering the possibility that there’s other people whose names start with a k

i can still hear her voice

in another life i would have really liked just being locked in the saw bathroom with you

Creating a more unhinged clone of Kristen has been such a boon because she gives Beardsley a way to fulfill their impulses for absurd bits without compromising the real Kristen's arc of realizing chaos isn't cute.

Enrichment in their enclosure (the dome)

“Do you remember when we died?”

Oisin: “Liked my Ping Pong ball trap? Figured you all wouldn’t be clever enough-“

Riz: “I’m gonna eat your fucking family, dude”

Oisin: “What?”

Riz: “I killed and ate your grandma’s boyfriend, I just killed your grandma and like six of your aunts and uncles and cousins, im going to eat them all and you. You got siblings at the Middle School?”

Oisin:

Riz: Gugkak family tradition, fucker

Ngl there is something deeply poetic about K2 being created by the elven oracle, wielder of the sword of sight, but molded from the saint of mystery and doubt, saying “god blind me” and getting unmade by the corrupted clouded goddess of twilight and uncertainty. I could not possibly begin to tell you what that deeply poetic thing is, but it’s there.

i’m genuinely obsessed with her

there’s something so funny about fig just continuously being like “cool music video right guys!!!” and fabian being like “this is a cool party with nothing weird happening!!!” like they’re just trying to keep things normal and they’re not technically good at it but also they’re literally the best at it

saw that kermit post on instagram and i knew exactly what i needed to do

something really sweet about blimeygate was how hard ally tried to give brennan a way out, as much as they love chaos and jokes and doing it for the bit, they have huge respect for the game and the story and brennan and their fellow players, and they also have a real sensitivity for when everyone is comfortable for them to keep pushing it and when it might be going too far. and as much as brennan was like "I can't believe this" he was also able to communicate implicitly to ally that it's okay, they can keep going and commit to this path, he's still having a good time

so beneath all the nonsense (and believe you me there was a lot of nonsense) there was also this really strong current of mutual trust and respect and that's why blimeygate is so fucking funny and a wonderful moment at the table rather than being a ttrpg horror story (import into your home games with care and caution)

burn the incense of our innocence and in a sense we thrive

you were fourteen.

you had rage you didn’t know how to control. you had gotten punched earlier in the day, by some guy with a lot of bravado who ended up in detention with you. you’d been told for the second time that day that your rage needed to be controlled and that violence is never the answer, except maybe it was, because these corn cuties were taking down your whole group of misfits one by one, and it seems like the world was working against you in cosmic ways you didn’t understand. (surely it was an accident. surely you were meant to succeed. right?)

teenage rebellion 🤘 pt.1

teenage rebellion 🤘 pt 2