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oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

okay SO. i have two professors that both teach this one subject, but different classes. they have different last names, so i didnt know this at first and espically since they are academic RIVELS at my school, but they are MARRIED. but for the past 8 years they have been in an academic WAR of geospatical sciences data. more accurately, the raster vs vector data debate. i am personally on the side of “both have their pros and cons and can be utalizied to the utmost efficency” but both professors are like, DEADLOCKED in insistanting one is better then the other

so, professor A is my mentor. i like him a lot, and he was the main person that taught me the most abotu Eris and ArcGIS. professor B is a professor i had one for class, and shes nice and knows a lot of little tricks about Eris programming but mostly relies on arcMAP because shes the raster data professor.

and THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. have written no less then 30 papers that is basically like a “re: re: re: re: re: re: vector data is better then raster fuck you” but like, Professionally. and they leave stupid notes in the footnotes that read “Reguardless of Professor A’s opinions reguarding the efficency of Vector data, Raster data has a more efficant polygon computing rate and is the most commonly used program on interplantaring mapping” and its HILARIOUS

ive read all of their papers, and its basically like reading an email chain between a married couple arguing over the colors of the kitchen backsplash for their new home. its HILARIOUS. but obviously, because of their differnet last names and because they act like they HATE each other, NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE REALIZES THEYRE MARRIED

until like LAST WEEK

professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word “husband”

and obviously all the students are like “oh i didnt know u were married!” because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine

and shes like “yeah, its Professor A”

and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT

we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A’s desk was ironic because hes that type of guy

like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

the SPEED at which i drew this when i saw the picture on the right

Eu ia começar a gritar, chorar, espernear, agarrar ele e enfim o proibir de andar em trens.

I waited 365 days to post this

I waited 365 days to post this

    TODAY IS HALLOWEEN!!!

For everyone who wasn't Homestuck on 10/25/11,

Here’s a wonderful and accurate representation of that night.

happy 10 year anniversary to this historical event

bnha being based in 2034 is both the best and worse thing

the worst being the fact that ALL THE THIRTY YEAR OLD HEROES ARE MY AGE CURRENTLY?????

THEY ARE A L L G E N Z

mic had a tiktok. he was probably tiktok famous

they probably have to refrain from saying stuff like yeet and bet and a slap bc the kids think it’s cringey

also death jokes

dang it they probably never grew out of the tiktok dances

miss joke and mic see each other and immediately start doing like fortnite dances in greeting

aizawa knows at least one

freakin heck mic still sings and listens to that backyardagains little einsteins  remix

oh gob 1A are all gen alpha. they are all BABIES

oh crap the villains are also about my age

dabi’s like: hit or miss, guess they never miss huh? *burns someone alive*

twice, behind him doing fornite dances: gotta girlfriend bet she doesn’t kiss ya

terrible. rancid, all of this

excEPT FOR THE FACT THAT ALL MIGHT AND ENDEAVOR ARE MILLENNIALS

F R E A K I N G M I L L E N N I A L S

WHERE IS MY NINETIES/2000′S ALL MIGHT COSTUME WHERE IS MY MID 2000′S ENDEAVOR COSTUME

ALL MIGHT PROBABLY WATCHED SAILOR MOON AND HAD TAMAGOTCHIS JFBGBFKHGJ

WHERE IS HIS PASTEL SAILOR MOON INSPIRED 90′S HERO SUIT

oh my gob mic calls endeavor a boomer and he takes full offence and it’s hilarious

oh frick hawks is like eleven he’s one of those weird not quite gen z fortnite kids with questionable to no taste

i have to go sit down

locusimperium:

So I tried this recipe.

And it is GREAT.

It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.

Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt

I made these today for the equinox with sea salt caramel chips and they are simply amazing. Let’s see how long they last with six people in the house!

Noting for later (as we need more butter for this, and probably won’t do a grocery shopping till the weekend).

The OP version of this has become my go-to cookie for basically all things and I have a whole cohort of friends and colleagues who would murder each other to get them. Haven’t tried any add ons yet, since the base recipe is SO GOOD.

to blame your racism on your autism is counter intuitive and reverses progress the autistic community has been making for years.

your autism is a part of you. it is not some part of your brain you can just scoop out, or something someone put in there and made you the way that you are. it is you. there is no point where autism ends and your brain begins. it is just as much a part of you as your natural abilities and weaknesses are, your memories, your hair colour and your height.

that is why saying things like, "i know he's in there somewhere" about your autistic child is bad. a child hasn't been stolen from a parent by the autism monster, having autism IS what makes their kid who he is. you all seem to be able to grasp that much.

so when people say, "yes, well, a trait of autism is to say horrible things sometimes! it's just a part of our inability to understand social settings!", it's just ridiculous. yes, sure it does. and that's why you have to take responsibility for it. because "autism" is not seperate to you. your autism did not say a racist thing at the dinner table, YOU did. because you are autistic. denying this is directly reversing progress, the fight by all your autistic siblings-in-arms and those autistic people who came before you who have been fighting to be seen as who they are. the idea that autism is seperate to us is literally rhetoric people use to argue that we can be "cured".

so don't use your autism as an excuse. it is you. you said that. work on yourself.

yes! i would be really grateful if white autistic people reblogged it and/or took it into account, actually.

An autistic person may not have picked up that a term other people are using is actually a racist pejorative. But when you’re told, you need to stop using it and acknowledge that you hurt others by using it and you’re sorry, not defend it by saying “I said it because I’m autistic!” No, at best you said it because your family is racist, and maybe your autism led you to have trouble figuring that out, but you know now.

Autism’s not a good excuse for being a shitlord. Sometimes it’s a good excuse for why you were ignorant, but once you know better, you need to admit you fucked up and that you’re sorry about it, or else you’re a shitlord and not just an autistic person who didn’t know better. This is true for everyone, not just autistic people, but we’re not exempt just because we’re autistic.

[Image description: a screenshot of a note from @/razorfangz that reads, is this okay to reblog? End description.]

Megamind the musical would slap though: 

How DARE you. How dare you present this thing, this thing that does not exist, that has never been, that will never be, and make me crave it with such an intensity that I am physically ANGRY at not having it right now.