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eco-situationism

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sashasluggo

now THIS.

This is yuri

maelzitus

And THIS.

This is yaoi

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mintykiwi

EVERY YEAR

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anexperimentallife

This is the closest to a comic-accurate Gomez I've ever seen in a live action adaptation, too.

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thebigcomed0wn

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

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liberalsarecool

The history of corporate propaganda.

'Nobody wants to work' fails to mention the poverty wages and horrible workplaces.

Reframe the narrative: Capitalists refuse to pay thriving wages.

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thickness-protection-program

Why is this heat so hot 😩

fagapult

It’s the heat

thickness-protection-program

Source?

magikasword

thickness-protection-program

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dingdongyouarewrong

today is a good day to remember that all abortion is moral and abortion should unequivocally be available on demand and without apology

heliosthegriffin

Your morals are weak and unable to survive in a vacuum. Go sit in the corner and shut up.

penis

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zorcskhakis

For @melffy-puppy :D

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car

This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla"

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."

Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

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regnum-lab

so the academy is reviewing whether or not to remove Will Smith’s award and here are some interesting tweets about that :)

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prokopetz

Concept: tabletop RPG where your character’s stat block is a string of randomly generated symbols with no associated numerical ratings, and how many dice you get to roll depends on how many of those symbols you can bullshit a reason for being relevant to the challenge at hand. Like, you need to stop a dragon from eating a village and your stats are

Good luck!

prokopetz

Special abilities are represented by a symbol drawn from a reserved set which appear only as modifiers, paired with a second symbol drawn from the same set as your stats; think of the first symbol as the verb and the second symbol as the noun. A symbol that represents a special ability can’t be tapped for dice, though it’s completely possible to draw the same symbol as both a stat and a special ability. Thus, things like