OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade

hit it, Neil!

I ain't naming my kids S H I T !!!

They got no names!!!!!!!!

Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world 

What dis mean

Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

what the shit does that mean

i think that shipping any irl people is wrong UNLESS it's the founding fathers. i left my hamilton phase behind years ago but if given the opportunity you best bet i would go up to the crusty old fucks themselves and show them every bit of terrible yaoi fanfic about them i could find

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catboy this catboy that WHERE are my mouseboys..

One thing I enjoy about tumblr is that every now and then someone will be like "I had a dream where this was the next big meme" and tumblr is just collectively like yeah we can make that happen

There are many benefits to being on tumblr

the worst person you know is on their way to being a nurse or a teacher

reblog and put in the tags: your star sign, a song that you’ve been listening to a lot lately, your favourite colour, your thoughts on cows, and your favourite season!

okay I’m really curious abt this for reasons so everyone pls reblog and tag how many people you follow, I want to know what’s like a normal amount

Its really crazy to me that we’ve gotten to the point where being photographed in public without consent is like acceptable