i don't know what i'm doing at any given moment

Dr Kill

that’s a tiny pistol he is holding

STOP BEING TINY

A real man sells crack to feed his family

A real man smokes crack to feed his family 

I’m the realest man ever

The fuck y'all two smoking?

Crack. You read?

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

Put up a bird feeder on the window hoping to do some up close BIRD watching

I HATE THIS I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS

Goddammit

SNIRBY

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.

This applies to garlic too

2010 was a simpler time 

(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)

BIG MOOD

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

That’s awesome, Seth Rogen’s Mom.