Kaz Brekker, the bastard of the barrel, haunted by his past. Character belongs to Leigh Bardugo.

Finishing up Crooked Kingdom and welp folks I shall be posting more soc art. I heard the crows show up on the shadows and bone show on Netflix so I'll have to check that out. Maybe I'll have to read S&B first? I bought so might as well.

Side ramble: I absolutely love the slow burn romance between Kaz and Inej. I'm not big on reading books but surprisingly I finished this duology *well will almost finish it*

And I’m baaaack! Sorry for my absence, I hope you all had a wonderful holiday, guys! Let’s start 2018! This year my goal is to draw more and more and more and more!! So here’s a little warm up doodle of Kaz Brekker from Six of Crows.

The gloves held back the waters, kept him from drowning when memories of that night threatened to drag him under. When he pulled them on, it felt like he was arming himself, and they were better than a knife or a gun.

- Leigh Bardugo, Crooked Kingdom

the crows flower series

kaz brekker - mandevillas. mandevillas are beautiful but have a meaning of anger and sadness from losing something/someone you love.

inej ghafa - potentillas. potentillas are known to signify courage, healing and fresh starts.

nina zenik - amaryllis. amaryllis flowers represent strength and determination, and different colors represent different things. red means romantic love/passion, and pink means cherished friendship.

matthias helvar - irises/bearded irises. iris flowers are known to symbolize nobility, valor, and faith.

wylan hendricks - lotuses. lotus flowers are known to symbolize purity, strength, and rebirth.

jesper fahey - chrysanthemums. chrysanthemum flowers are meant to represent passion, happiness, and good vibes.

also posted on Instagram individually under josketches !

Truly 

I did training on how to deal with classified information back in 2007 and this joke was in the official federal government training course.

These are all the secrets that gays trust me with.

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

... ♥

been thinking about them a lot lately

“Vampire help hotline, what can I do for you?” “I just… I miss garlic bread…”

S.686 - RESTRICT Act

pls reblog my comms post if you can , im ready for work i wanna work!! i havent gotten anyone interested in like a week+, and while having no work sounds nice i need money

im finally like, Normal. im waking up normal every day and workin almost every day and just chilling im serious when i say i wanna work

Viola the circus elephant didn't escape, she politely removed herself from an uncomfortable situation. role model to us all

"elephant runs loose through Montana downtown" she went for a WALK

this is a large, dignified lady going on a power walk. she is minding her own dang business. pursuing EXERCISE and FRESH AIR. god forbid plus-sized queens do anything

“Remember, if you die in the simulation-” “Yeah, yeah, we know, you die in real life.” “What? No! You need to reset the simulation with this terminal! What is WRONG with you humans?!”

so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized

[transcript:

#imagine what their strikes are like #it'd be especially funny if they did the version of striking where they do actually keep doing their duties #but they refuse to take payment #(i've heard of some transportation or medical workers doing this in the past but i'd have to look up sources idk)

#my point is you summon a demon and try to enter into a contract and they're like #you can have it for free i'm just here so i don't get bored during the strike #the boss doesn't get his cut this way but i can still traverse the planes and fuck shit up

#and you're like?? this has to be a trick?? #but then the walls start bleeding and satan starts writing angry strike busting threats on the walls ominously #and the demon is like just ignore that he can't do shit without us it's all talk let's get back to the details#now who were you wanting to fuck over with my evil specialized skills that absolutely deserve fair compensation?

#and you're just nervously glancing over to the increasingly furious scribblings from the king of hell on your wall while stuttering #uhhh this asshole jerry from work #and the demon is just like say no more! i gotchu #enjoy keeping your soul i'm sure it is so juicy and would be so fun for satan to torture for eternity oh well#sucks to be him he should really come back to negotiations then huh

/end transcript]

Jason is trying his best to make him look vicious ; )'

Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

It was just the most out of pocket misogyny I've ever received, like why would he have said that

"You're a woman": Would be meaner if I wasn't in girl mode but okay good start

"Women are lesser": Heard it before, what else

"You'll never be a man": Bit weird but it tracks

"Just like I'll never be a woman": .... Why do I suddenly feel bad for you. Like you suck hot shit but I wanna give you a pep talk. You know you don't have to be a man if you don't want to be, right? I'm still kicking you out of this store, though. What the fuck is going on

AU where the real reason Ra's al Ghul has lived so long is because he's a vampire and they were just lying about the Lazarus Pits this whole time

Ra's is a vampire, Talia's a vampire, Damian's a vampire — Talia never actually dunked Jason in the Pit, she bit him.

They're all lying liars who lie and the League of Assassins is full of their thralls

Why lie? Because everyone knows about vampires and their weakenesses and this way no one will ever think to to use silver or garlic or wooden stakes against any of the al Ghuls