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@two-gays-in-a-trenchcoat / two-gays-in-a-trenchcoat.tumblr.com

osa (she/they) and ramones (he/they), two little gays in a trenchcoat
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MAIN NAVIGATION MASTERPOST!

hey guys!

we are osa and ramones, two best friends who want to share their art and (hopefully!) make some money to help pay for college. we hope to create a platform for sharing our writing and art, featuring both original characters and fanart.

!!COMMISSION INFO!!

ramones is in charge of all art commissions, and osa is leading all writing commissions.

while we both draw and write, this is where our specialties lie. we both have incredibly different styles of art and writing, and you can choose who to commission!

check out our individual pinned posts to see our specialties, commission rules and pricing, as well as anything else you’d need to know.

follow us for updates, stories, and art, and feel free to ask any question!

!!MASTERLISTS/INFO POSTS!!

Osa

Osa’s Commission Info

Osa’s Masterlist/navigation

Osa’s commissions are: open

Osa’s matchups are: closed

Osa’s requests are: open, as long as they’re event reqs :)

EVENT: TWST mix-and-match!

Ramones

Ramones’ Commission Info

Ramones’ commissions are: open

Ramones’ art matchups are: closed

Ramones’ requests are: open

#artists on tumblr#art#art commission sheet#commission#gay#small artwork
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lizofalltrades

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

Should Be In A Different Genre

You’re a good character, you should just be somewhere else. You’re too serious, or funny, or kind, or mean, or ruthless, or lenient. You were truly born in the wrong universe. You would do so well, if it weren’t for the genre.

(Sob sob. This is way too true.)

Thank you @honey-deerling for the tag! This was super fun to do.

Tagging: @mpfuro-station @linawritestwst @jackplushie

Thank you for the tag!!!!

Should Be In A Different Genre

You’re a good character, you should just be somewhere else. You’re too serious, or funny, or kind, or mean, or ruthless, or lenient. You were truly born in the wrong universe. You would do so well, if it weren’t for the genre.

I… I… ok

Tagging @mewmewtric @forgwater !

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forgwater

Neurodivergent Coded

You’re the one weirdo character who’s a weirdo in just the right way. You miss the social cues, you can’t flirt, you like things purely on color or texture. You fidget, you can’t sit still, your house is either extremely dirty or very neat. Reddit hates you, Tumblr loves you/

lmao, thanks!

thanks for the tag!

uhhh… anyone can join? (don’t make me choose pls)

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two-gays-in-a-trenchcoat

this is so fucking funny to me

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two-gays-in-a-trenchcoat

oh my fucking god

#well then
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Beidou x reader: Give Me This Dance

oopsies school started and we disappeared sorry bout that

Anyways here’s a self indulgent beidou fic I wrote in Spanish instead of doing my work <3

-Ramones

Give Me This Dance (Beidou)

Beidou had never been a huge fan of formal parties, especially ones that involved dancing. So when Ninnguang had requested her presence at the Jade Chamber’s masquerade ball, she’d laughed and went back to the ship.

A day later, she received a letter from you.

So now Beidou stood in the outdoor courtyard area of the Jade Chamber, soft music flowing out from inside, the tapping of heels and murmur of voices filling her ears. She had been there for an hour, trying to avoid attention and—just maybe—looking out for a sign of a certain somebody.

#guys please#I wrote this bc I was feeling gay#and now I wanna cuddle somebody#titty pillow sounds real nice rn….#ramonespost#genshin#genshin insert#genshin x reader#beidou#beidou genshin#beidou x reader#self indulgence time#small artist
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lizofalltrades

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

Should Be In A Different Genre

You’re a good character, you should just be somewhere else. You’re too serious, or funny, or kind, or mean, or ruthless, or lenient. You were truly born in the wrong universe. You would do so well, if it weren’t for the genre.

(Sob sob. This is way too true.)

Thank you @honey-deerling for the tag! This was super fun to do.

Tagging: @mpfuro-station @linawritestwst @jackplushie

Thank you for the tag!!!!

Should Be In A Different Genre

You’re a good character, you should just be somewhere else. You’re too serious, or funny, or kind, or mean, or ruthless, or lenient. You were truly born in the wrong universe. You would do so well, if it weren’t for the genre.

I… I… ok

Tagging @mewmewtric @forgwater !

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forgwater

Neurodivergent Coded

You’re the one weirdo character who’s a weirdo in just the right way. You miss the social cues, you can’t flirt, you like things purely on color or texture. You fidget, you can’t sit still, your house is either extremely dirty or very neat. Reddit hates you, Tumblr loves you/

lmao, thanks!

thanks for the tag!

uhhh… anyone can join? (don’t make me choose pls)

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two-gays-in-a-trenchcoat

this is so fucking funny to me

#i am pretty hot tho#if some of my followers could see me irl#phew#osa reblogs
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forgwater

...guys (gn)

so, we all know about the (plushie) shrimp mc agenda, which I absolutely adore

and I've got a similar idea

mc is an actual shrimp and no one comments on it, besides Floyd

Floyd keeps calling mc shrimpy and everyone just assumes it's because of the nickname thing

but it's not

and Floyd's like "wth there's an actual shrimp here lmao"

and everyone else is like "wdym 'shrimp'?"

so, the question is: does mc look human to the other students or are they gaslighting Floyd? is mc some kind of powerful magician that got turned into a shrimp, either of their own accord or unwillingly, or is mc just some random shrimp?

anyway, anyone up for a crackfic?

Welcome to Floyd's Nightmare: Revenge of the Shrimp (sounds like a pretty good title)

fell free to tell me your opinions and ideas :D

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two-gays-in-a-trenchcoat

i am both enabling and encouraging this

#osa reblogs
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liliths--bitch

You know what I'm tired of the Dead mom trope David's mom fucking left. Gabe and her got pregnant in college she didn't want the kid they BOTH AGREED that she would have the kid and dip after(girlboss). gabe had always been a single father(slay) end of story.

no more dead mom trope I'm sick of it

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two-gays-in-a-trenchcoat

you heard it here first guys. my mom’s alive again

#i have no hard feelings about the post i just thought it was funny#this showed up randomly and i have no idea what it is referencing whatsoever#i saw the opportunity for a dead mom joke and i took it#it’s what she’d want#osa reblogs
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yandere-daydreams
Anonymous asked:

Through the years I've been reading your works, you still manage to expand my vocabulary so thank you.

yandere-daydreams answered:

that might be partially because, if you look even a little closely, you'll notice that i just straight-up use words that don't make sense in context, but sound so, so right in the sentence i'm shoving them into. i'd like to think it keeps my readers on their toes.

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#me using words that don’t exist#sometimes i just make them up#osa reblogs
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Anonymous asked:

I meant the writing hfhdjs sorry!

hey love!!

i actually have two event requests finished (I just need to post them lol) but after that, it’s likely I won’t be finishing any more. I only really planned on doing 5-ish, and I got...... over 20. and now with school close to starting up, i don’t exactly have much free time to finish them.

however, my commissions are still currently open! those i can guarantee to be finished in a set time frame (usually about 2 weeks or so, depending on the commission’s length) and i always put those on top priority when it comes to writing.

hope this helps!

- osa

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Anonymous asked:

hi! there's absolutely no pressure at all, but I just wanted to ask if theres any progress on the remaining 500 follower scenarios? I completely understand issues with motivation, time or something else, so please don't worry! ty!

Hi, are you asking about the art scenarios or the writing?

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