Out, damned spot. (When @nashvilleshakes says you're in the splatter zone, listen. Also everyone go see Macbeth.) (at Centennial Park, Band Shell)
honestly darcy totally tries to hit on elizabeth early on. like come on “and of course she must improve her mind by extensive reading” *POINTEDLY LOOKS AT ELIZABETH WHO IS HOLDING A BOOK IN HER VERY OWN HANDS* like try to tone it down man, we get it. you’re in love
no i don’t need a boyfriend to complete me but honestly it would be nice to have someone to hang out with and talk to and sometimes just hold hands and kiss and do cute couple things with ya know
I have one of those faces that looks like I’m always pissed off, even though I’m not, and it pisses me off.
At least the cat was trying to save you from starvation since they bring dead animals as signs of here I know you cannot hunt human. The dick pic helps no one.
things I want in 2017:
- self esteem
- motivation
- excitement for my future
- equality and freedom
- hopes and dreams
- emotional stability
- less sad tears and more happy ones
- compliments
- sleep
- random acts of kindness
- social skills
- more positivity
- more racial diversity in media
- attention
- ten cats
- my hogwarts acceptance letter
- fifty million dollars
- motivation
- actually useful hobbies
- a healthier body
- twenty dogs
Official White House photographer Pete Souza captured an estimated 2 million photos over 8 years while Obama was in office… Here’s a selection of some of his favourite shots.
My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy! Just write about your happiest moments! :)
Me: my what now
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
I can’t
Recte!
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language
get out
This really ties into that “Horatio gets to talk to the ghost because he’s college educated” shit, doesn’t it?