Unicorn Empire

Lookit this fucking Fizgig-looking creature snoring on her back beside me. Unbelievable.

Imagine waking up to this every morning. That's life with a shih tzu.

I've got one of those things too!

Are you gay?

Are you tired?

Do you have pronouns?

Do you like dogs?

If you answered yes to any of the questions above, please consider checking out my Etsy.

The adorable little beast below is having a pretty spendy surgery this week and anything you purchase from my shop will go directly to paying for his medical bills.

And if pronoun pins and pride jewelry aren't you thing, you could also check out my partner's Etsy for very cool artwork. Both will help support our little dude.

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leave your laundry on the floor for them

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of

I love that several people have responded to this with "op I forgive you cause you're Scottish but that's not a Texan accent" which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I'm assuming it's important to, like, Americans

The idea that Foghorn Leghorn,

The Rhode Island rooster from Looney Toons, is one of the Elder Gods of America, is honestly fascinating from a theological and folkloric viewpoint

Pardon me, but he is a LEGHORN, not a RIR. It’s in his NAME. Leghorns are an Italian breed. And yes, he is an elder god.

According to Foghorn's Tvtropes page:

Presumably, it's less that Foghorn Leghorn is a Rhode Island Rooster and more that he's a Rooster who lives in Rhode Island, possibly a Central Virginian Leghorn Rooster living in Rhode Island, though that implies a complicated and interesting life story that took him from Central Virginia all the way to Rhode Island

I would not rely on TV Tropes as an unbiased source. Wikipedia simple says his species is officially “rooster” and mentions a Leghorn being a breed of chicken. TV Tropes probably thinks the Cornflakes chicken is a RIR too.

I am potentially willing to concede he is a “barnyard mix” (cross between breeds) and his father, Harold Leghorn, was a leghorn and his unnamed mother was a RIR or other dark variety.

I love this site.

Sometimes it’s 1:30 am and you own chickens and you’re drinking whiskey in the bath tub and accuracy about iconic fictional chickens is the hill to die on, ok, and that’s why I love Tumblr. 

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I've missed this <3

All the chapter banners I made for To Embrace The Shadow

Some of them were easily painted, others I had to fix or redo, but I'm happy with all of them :-) it was a fun personal project

These are absolutely beautiful! I love your sense of light and color <3 amazing work!

Yeah this gonna bang on here I can smell it

i love how her friends immediately recognize her cat's typing style and know her cat's name :3

Sketch of Renwick, my changeling wizard with his sassy talking book. This book is his arcane focus and is always floating around him or in his hands. Renwick has a thing about being touched so they always have gloves on. Anyway, I love my librarian man.

Oh man I am mega digging that skull shoulderpad and that big juicy book eyeball- He looks like someone that would kill me for making a fool of myself at the library and it would be 10/10 worth it!

Little Doodle I had fun editing!:D 

 You can tell a little bit that I was looking at some art from Amano!

Beside that, life just tries its best to keep me and on the verge of a burn out.;u; There is so much art I would like to do but I need to pick my battles with how much energy and time I have.  I might try to do more little doodles like this when I have a minute!

(Not gonna lie but Shiny hunting in pokemon violet has been a blessing for my stressed and tired mind!TT_TT_

Oh man this use of color alone is so beautiful, and that's to say nothing at all of the negative space and flowy goodness that you've got going on here. I have such a deep admiration for people who are able to do this color shift thing where they use what feels like a combination of the most intense and soft colors together; it's just so harmonious, lovely!

Mao Yi, 12th century

Amazing, 10/10, flawless.

Galaxy Quest (1999) (✚)

This is one of those moments that all great comedies have where it stops being funny for just a while and you have to take it absolutely, deadly seriously.

This was the exact moment that this movie became one of my all time favorites - and I think the MCU could learn a thing or two from it. I love MST3K and joking around during movies but I kinda hate how normal it is for the weight of a scene to just be kneecapped so often these days. It's okay to go a little Grabthar's Hammer, it gives meaning and depth to a good time!

just must say that this makes me very happy like… yes b*tch make that cheese i love u and dedicate this comc to u 

@doingdathockey @ruffboijuliaburnsides gritty strikes again

fuck consistency in art !!!  we ballin !!!!!!  whatever comes out of my hand next is up to god !!!!

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers