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I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

This you?

Idk someone find me an isopod expert who could compare the tissue found in them to other shellfish and i will let you know but superficially Yeah Babey i will eat that bug like burger

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bogleech

That only applies to the tiny ones on land. The deep sea ones, which are that big, absolutely taste like crab or lobster and are in fact fished in some places. Apparently they also sometimes just get caught in lobster traps; they aren't necessarily restricted to the abyss!

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weyrleaders

being good friends with evelyn and george but barely knowing alex is so funny. like bro i didnt call for you put your grandparents on the phone i have a recipe to swap with granny and a news broadcast to complain about with peepaw

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concept: your significant other loves taking pictures of you when you’re not watching. a candid of you laughing so hard your eyes are closed. one of cooking breakfast wearing their oversized shirt. one of you curled up asleep on the couch. a picture of every reason they love you. 

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mp3minded

Okay, so I just woke up, and forgot that there was a new episode today, right? Tell me, right at the beginning here, why can't I just tell him the truth? 😡 I've moved on no problem, but let me be honest about it Fusebox!

Like I've kept it 💯 with everyone so far, and it's annoying me so bad that it makes me not wanna continue 🙄 FUSEBOX, IT AIN'T "TEMPTING FATE" IF I CAN'T CHOOSE MY FATE!

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hopeshoodie

I fixed it for you 💖

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insecateur

pokémon fans r so funny. bitches will see a character with 40 lines of dialogue at the most encapsulating tropes they like and think "this is the best character ever and nothing else can tops this." i'm bitches btw

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