Mythria

It's that time of year again! Remus's birthday art time! This year, the theme is Taskmaster! I still blame @thatsthat24 for getting me into it because of that video he did, but boy am I obsessed with it now. It's so good, really legitimately funny show.

Art time! I assigned one contestant for each side... sort of.

Remus as Rhod Gilbert from series seven! And. Thomas Sanders as Little Alex Horne! Anyone who's seen this series can probably figure out why I assigned Remus as Rhod.

I drew the sides in the task outfits of their contestants, except for studio excerpts.

More below cut. Here's part two!

I don't want a romantic partner I want friends who will go dumpster diving with me, I want neighbors who will knock on my door and ask for butter because they forgot to buy some and it's sunday. I want book shelves in public spaces, food banks and shared tool sheds and community gardens. I want to trade home grown tomatoes for a couple of eggs with my neighbor and I want to bring food over to my friends house when I've cooked too much. I want bicycle only streets and I want people to go on spontaneous walks with. I want people to ask me for help when they need it and I want to be able to ask for help in return. I want community as a safety net. I want people to stop focusing on the vague concept of the one, who will Cure All Isolation and Loneliness. I want every single person to be able to find support and comfort around them, regardless of their relationship status.

Whether or not you still want a romantic partner is besides the point by the way. Of course you can want both, I would even expect most people to want both. The point is that society sells us romance as a fix for the lack of community. The point is people saying "you'll find someone someday" instead of saying "let's make an effort now". I don't want a romantic partner to fix a problem that goes much deeper than what they could fix. Also I'm aromantic.

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

how does one ask for kindness?

If you've ever wanted to feel like you belong to a secret society, with the conspiratorial plans and the covert meetings and the knowing glances at the other people who part of it and all, consider trying to unionize your workplace.

You'll see a flyer in the break room and go to a meeting at a union hall and you'll be like, hm, I didn't expect to see that person here, but there they are, and then you'll see them at work the next day, and you won't say anything, but you'll both know. You'll know.

And then comes the day when you throw off the veil of secrecy and wear the signs of your order openly! Let everyone heed the call! A new day is coming, and the old powers will be overthrown!

And then you win.

:3

noopy btw. if you care

אני אוהב אותך!!!

Me, sobbing: fucfink sup erbb,

guess, what @rovermcfly​?

https://at.tumblr.com/spyld/speak-your-language-day/czjxygdt8j1k

not even joking news publications and articles only ever seem to use one fucking picture of dorothy zbornak and its this one

the urge to bite while feeling overwhelming affection is completely normal. sorry if you don’t experience that but it’s not my business. get help

love DOESN’T make you want to sink your teeth in? Okaaaaayyyy. weirdo

Imagine remus and virgil dancing together and remus pretending to drop him as another torture mechanism in the relationship

knights? gotta be one of my favorite genders

Me in my kitchen stirring a boiling pot of tea, vinegar, and dirt to stain some "aged" fabrics: oh.. , potion

you ever flirt with somebody and they flirt back. and you’re like. oh for fucks sake. you were designed in a lab to kill me.

Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?