congratulations tumblr! here is your car:

he’s just like me fr

funniest fucking storyline in 911 by FAR is michael getting bored, so he starts spying on his neighbors. athena gets worried and sends bobby over who IMMEDIATELY supports michael's insane claim that his one neighbor is up to something hinky. michael's partner comes home and suggests they rummage through the trash for evidence. despite his obviously joking bobby and michael think this is a GREAT idea. bobby gives david a lecture about how this is a legal grey area. michael sneaks into the guy's apartment and gets hit in the head. athena comes by and is outraged, even though she probably should have known that sending her dumbass husband to her dumbass ex-husband would result in smth exactly like this.

and then they're RIGHT. just completely validated. it's great. i could watch this episode forever.

the chances of a nurseydex mention on ngozi’s twitter are low but never zero

happy neil banging out the tunes day!

Neil!!!

putting tergent and fabric roughener in my washing machine to make my clothes dirtier and more unseemly

the idea of a podcast having dynamic ads that relate to you even when the episode came out years ago is so perverse. like it's a sound file a podcast is just an audio clip. and you're telling me before the audio clip reaches my ears some algorithm is poking around in its guts adding things and taking things out. you're ravishing it. it's obscene

A good ad is embedded in the podcast like a time capsule. If your brand is successful it's free advertising for as long as it survives into the future. If it's not, at least it has a digital resting place.

Lampasas, TX

April 8, 2024

That was the trippiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life dude

Just had to explain this to my students, so if you are going to look at the eclipse today, please remember

Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

Total eclipse of the Sun, July 1860, illustrated by astronomer Warren de la Rue.

marcille, confronted with boiled mushroom: ewwwww it was just up and walking arooouuuund

marcille, confronted with her best friend's skeleton: [etching an evil necromantic circle into the ground] the concepts of "right" and "wrong" were crafted by empires of men to shackle and puppet us

Been a rough couple days for one of our favorite cats, send Miette some good thoughts.

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Happiness for Miette!

You DRUG Miette? You lace her lizard with the HALLUCINOGEN??

Are we at the burning man??

Tripping balls for Miette. Tripping balls for Miette for 36 hours.

miette transcended space-time and saw the enterprise

The house party by Gabriel Picolo

I desperately crave a friendship like the teen titans have in Gabriel Picolo’s art