the little mermaid

The Helldivers 2 experience

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

she has that sadness in her eyes that you only see in alcoholic captains of doomed arctic expeditions

at this point 2 sunny days in a row makes me feel like im on fucking adderall or something

meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board

im sexy and i know it girl look a dead body girl look a dead body

"You should be at the club" in all honesty I think I was supposed to be some sort of eccentric monk. Either way I'm pulling no bitches.

sir gawain was but a beardless youth when he beheaded the green knight…. verily he shouldve been at the clubbe….

One of my favourite facial expressions in op is the “there’s NO WAY in hell I’m loosing to a teenager wearing flip flops” face

one piece got me doing fucked up and evil shit like truly seeing the value of laughter and joy again

one piece got me considering twisted actions such as following my dreams