This kind of makes me want to be a carpenter. Like, fuck a diving career. Fuck it. Just set me up with a level and a hammer. I’d be building real shit. You know, in a constant flow state, too busy, too tired to get in my head about life.
every piece of media should have a girl with a big nose in it
my body is a machine that turns dicks into rare gems and artifacts
I'm what happens when the wisest person falls in love with the most inarguable dumbass.
I may read a book upside down and then wonder why the words don't work
But DAMN can I tell them riddles
I show up to work every morning in sweatpants and a tshirt that I cut the sleeves off of during a mental breakdown and I am expected to help people who look ten times more qualified for my job my life is a comedy and I am the clown
My favorite pastime is fucking up on something academic and then very solemnly warning everyone within a mile radius that I have in fact been on my college deans list for three semesters and I am in an honors society because simply put that should scare the entire world.
goodnight to my beatiful porn bots❤️😘😘👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩😘❤️💕👩❤️💋👩💖💗😚😚💗💖💞💓 and mutuals…gn i guess
born to have the zoomies. forced to sit still for seven hours
love this image
[id: a drawing of two stick figures. the first one is labeled "trans dude" and has a trans flag, and the second one is labeled "lesbian" and has the lesbian flag. the text above them reads (they commit crimes together!) with many exclamation points. end id]
are you gay
I want a lawyer
Carnally?
Plus sized Lily Evans x Fem!Reader
Eating Lily Evans out
Warnings: Smut, Oral sex female recieving, slight exhibitionism, sort of d/s themes, praising, fingering
Hope you enjoy it, smut under the cut
"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years
PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???
i don’t even know what to say here.
you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.
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