Attractive things
- Pointy teeth
- Long tongues
- Scarring/disfigurement
- Masks
- Voice distortion
- Monster saliva/drooliness
I’LL BE MOVING MY QUEUE OVER AND POSTING THE NEW BLOG URL WHEN I’VE SLEPT
SO UH
I’M ABOUT TO PASS OUT BUT
I’VE BEEN DOING SOME THINKING LATELY
AND I THINK I’M GOING TO PULL SOME BULLSHIT TUMBLR MAGIC AND CHANGE MY URL AND STOP BEING A FUCKING ATTACHED ACCOUNT
BECAUSE SIDEBLOGS ARE BULLSHIT,
Boardwalk through the woods. [700x980]
encouraging words from goop dad
MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE IS THE THERMODYNAMICALLY MIRACULOUS FUCK
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU WHAT THE FIGURATIVE FUCK:
- WHAT THE PURELY THEORETICAL FUCK
- WHAT THE SCIENTIFICALLY FACTUAL FUCK
- WHAT IN THE PROBABILISTICALLY UNCERTAIN FUCK
- WHAT IN THE STATISTICALLY AVERAGE FUCK
- WHAT IN THE THERMODYNAMICALLY MIRACULOUS FUCK
I FINALLY GOT MY LAPTOP OUT SO I CAN HOLD A DECENT CONVERSATION WITHOUT IT STRETCHING FOR A MILE ON THE DASHBOARD
bite my neck bite my breasts bite my thighs
I START THINKIN’ TOO MUCH ‘BOUT SHIT WHEN I’VE HAD A SERIOUS LACK OF SLEEP, OR I’M EITHER FUCKIN’ HIGH OR TRASHED DRUNK.
I MEAN SAME
TWO TIRED ASSHOLES RAMBLE ABOUT BEING GAY AND WONDER IF THEY MAKE ANY SENSE
WHEN THE BAES LOOK OUT FOR U 💚💚💚💚
WHEN U RAMBLE FOR FIVE HOURS AND UR PRETTY SURE YOU MISSED THE POINT WITHIN THE FIRST HOUR
WHEN IT COMES TO LIKE, MULTIPLE S/O’S, DOESN’T THE ONE YOU’RE SOUL BONDED TO TAKE PRECEDENCE OVER THE OTHERS? LIKE??? ISN’T THAT HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO WORK?
A SOUL BOND IS A PRETTY BIG GODDAMN DEAL AFTER ALL, SO LIKE, IT’S WEIRD TO ME WHEN SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE S/O’S DOESN’T PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR SOUL MATE LIKE THEY DO ONE OF THE OTHER S/O’S, ESPECIALLY ONE THAT’S ONLY BEEN ‘ROUND A FEW MONTHS IN COMPARISON TO SAID SOUL MATE.
I MEAN, THERE'S HONEYMOON PHASE THAT GETS YA FOR STARTERS, AS WELL AS AVAILABILITY
AND Y'KNOW I KINDA FEEL LIKE YOU SETTLE INTO A SECURITY AFTER A WHILE LIKE. IT'S AN UNSPOKEN UNDERSTANDING AND THINGS JUST EASE AND BECOME NATURAL??? IT'S NOT SOMETHING FIEND AND I WORRY ABOUT ANYWAY, WE KNOW WE'RE THERE AND THINKING ABOUT EACH OTHER UVU
BUT LIKE, I'M ALSO UNSURE HOW THIS WOULD FACTOR WITH MULTIPLE BONDS. I THINK OURS WORK DIFFERENT IN THAT YOU GOTTA REGULARLY MAINTAIN, SO MULTIPLE CAN HAPPEN?? SUNNY AND FIEND WERE BONDED A LIL WHILE, IDK IF THEY MAINTAIN THAT SHIT BUT I'D BE AIGHT WITH IT. HE'S ON A SIMILAR LEVEL OF IMPORTANCE AND I APPRECIATE THAT.
I DO GET WHAT U MEAN THO
I'M FUCKING STARVING BUT WEIRDLY ENOUGH MY SPLITTING HEADACHE IS GONE. AND I ACTUALLY SLEPT OKAY. ... LMFAO WAS I JUST SO STRESSED I NEEDED TO CRACK OR SOMETHING WHAT IS THIS