Malacath Witness These Hands

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room and discovering that the baby crawled out of his baby crib and onto that pottery wheel that you forgot to turn off

and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern

it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

what does E-Y-E-S spell❓

texts from the airport

Mechthild's wisdom of the day: Your favorite toy can be for sleeping

the exception of course being House of Pain.

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

Post real life boss fights, I want to expand my folder of real life boss fights, I’ll start:

Phase One

Phase Two

Thank you all for your contributions so far! Here’s a few more boss fights:

Update: I just got the real life DLC and it came with a lot of new bosses

istg high fashion is like a goldmine of irl bosses

When I'm a pastor and I open my eyes and the rapture happened when I was giving my sermon

sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³⁵U ➝ ²³¹Th ➝ ²³¹Pa (𝜷 decay) ➝ ²²⁷Ac ➝ ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). There’s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn’t even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

found the guy

being punk is about carelessly letting your car drift onto the sidewalk and mowing down innocent people & animals

It is also very punk to respect the sanctity of innocent life and responsible weapon ownership

no you have to kill people

you know what i’ll use my own imagination for a while

[start ID: A screenshot of a website of black text on a white background. The header of the website says, “Generator a Town name.” Under the header, there’s blurb text that says, “This tool generates a fictitious, ‘English-sounding’ town name. (Any similarity to an existing town name is purely coincidental :-). Choose your own ending, then click the button.” Underneath the blurb there’s a box on the center of the screen with green text saying, “Water.” Under the box, there’s a grey button saying, “Generate a Town Name.” Under the button, there is a box with the town name, “Cumwater.” / end ID.]