yeah

hey. don’t cry. pit bulls in jackets, okay?

you won’t believe this

i used to work at a place that sold them raincoats, too: this is Ham! (my favourite customer)

I also had to get a hat for mine

why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand

tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue

underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

This to me is the cats equivalent of when I kisses the forehead

please be patient with me im from the 1900s

small guide to my emoticon usage

Did a lil addition for various other emoticons people have asked me about

I wanted to add my takes on these two

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

uh, source?

Source:

“You’re still gay and that’s FINAL.” is such a batshit sentence guys im literally losing my mind over here

The "My Eyes Are Up Here" hat but with those alien googly eyes bouncing above it

Outfit idea

Community – 3.03: Competitive Ecology

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!