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A Thief Through Time Chapter 15

Seventh Doctor- Betrayal

I feel like I've been too nice to you guys recently. Enjoy the angst!!!

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You gripped the edge of the TARDIS console and took a deep breath to try and calm yourself. The TARDIS gave a low hum and the lights dimmed slightly. A hat was tossed on the console next to you and you gave it a passing glance but didn’t turn around. Behind you the Doctor sighed and walked around the console. You looked down so you didn’t have to see his face. His stupid smug face.

“Ace is asleep,” the Doctor was the first to break the silence, “Or at least she should be. She went to bed a while ago.”

“Good.”

we're gonna be cool beans

we're gonna keep the beans cool

we're gonna keep the beans beans the cool

keep the beans the cool

keep the beans bean school

ominis, mc, and sebastian 

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT RIDE THE CYCLONE ON SEPTEMBER 14TH, 6:17 PM!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what I think it would take to get each doctor to eat dirt

1: Ian (or Steven) tell the doctor he wouldn't eat dirt, blinded at being told there's something harmless but offputting he wouldn't do, he starts shoveling it in his mouth before thinking. Later Susan (or Vicki) consider eating dirt and he suddenly considers it a bad thing to do

2: someone tells Jamie it's customary to eat dirt in the time or place they're in (probably a trick because they think it'd be funny to watch him eat dirt), the doctor is immediately enamoured by this cultural practise and starts to chow down

3: there are two things that could get 3 to eat dirt, first, much like with 1, the brigadier tells him don't eat dirt, so now 3 must eat dirt. second, the master, a clear prolific eater of dirt, tucks in in front of 3, compelling 3 to join his best friend/worst enemy

4: contrary to what you may think, 4 does not eat dirt except for scientific purposes, there'd be no other circumstances (he does eat dirt for science fairly often though)

5: "no Nyssa, we don't eat dirt, that's bad for you look", eats a tiny amount of dirt, passes out

6: now I've not consumed a lot of 6 so I could be wrong, but he feels to me like the type to eat dirt to prove a point, much like 1 and 3, someone says you wouldn't eat dirt, and he's immediately compelled to prove them wrong

7: has never eaten dirt and would never, delegates all dirt eating duties to Ace, naturally she requires very little persuasion

8: literally the first thing he does on any new planet, its vitally important to his exploring process, how can you understand a planet when you don't know what it tastes like

9: is also in the proving a point category with 1,3 and 6, but will also eat dirt whenever overwhelmed with any positive emotion because briefly it feels so good to be alive

10: literally just eats dirt on a whim, it's a fairly rare whim but there is no correlation between when or why he's eating dirt

11: in front of others same as 4, only eats dirt for science, but it's even rarer for him to eat dirt, in private though, he's constantly doing dirt eating science, like enough to disturb any other doctor as well

12: eats dirt under the guise of science, but really he just enjoys the taste, has gotten all of his companions to eat dirt multiple times too

13: all it takes for 13 to eat dirt is to see dirt, and sometimes what she sees isn't even dirt on closer inspection, but that doesn't stop her from eating it anyway

catherine tate rocking up to doctor who with a background in sketch comedy and knowing literally nothing about the show; giving one of the most nuanced, tragic performances in the entirety of sci-fi history; and then dipping after one season with an absolutely horrifically devastating character ending is icon behavior i don’t make the rules

She wasn’t even bovverred

“not all men”. you’re right. mischa bachinski would never treat me like this.

"I'm gay" "I'm straight" well im a lover not a fighter, I thought I told them, im just a swinging space age bachelor man

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" okay well i'm a mover, i'm a shaker, i'm a headline maker, i get up, i get up, and no one's gonna keep me down

Opening up Prime Video and picking a show to watch like: