sage

I'm back from work youll never believe what happened

there was fucking cusomer

deleted all my social media apps so now sometimes i just open my phone and scroll thru google drive for a bit and then put it back in my bag

sentence i found on a grocery store review

starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems

are you mad at me? would you like to be

is he okay

What is it about me that makes me so easy to ignore?

i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails

Aveline

i work at headphones and i have to sing all the songs every day or they kill me

Seeing some of the new characters freaking out at all the weird and spooky shit makes me appreciate how Steve saw a Demogorgon and just started swinging, no hesitation.

No sneks

equal rights for women will never truly be achieved until we have more female noir detectives

and i don't mean some badass woman who doesn't need a man and can kill someone in 6 inch heels without breaking a sweat or smudging her perfectly set makeup or chipping a nail. she looks like she grew up in a soggy cardboard box on the side of the road all alone. she monologues dramatically to herself while looking over the corruption-riddled city she works in because she has no friends or hobbies and will literally do anything except go to therapy. she gets beat up in alleyways so blood and rain drip sexily from her nose and chin but when she gets to her feet she looks like a sad wet cat. women want her but they also pity her. instead of perfume she smells of coffee, whiskey and cigarettes, which are also more or less all she lives off of. her voice is more gravelly than a pit of rocks as a result of said diet. she hasn't slept or showered in at least 3 days and it's increasingly obvious. she's either divorced or feels like she should be.

superheroes are so weak. “keeping my identity a secret is so hard :/” to YOU. my parents dont even know what type of music i like.

my parents don’t even know i don’t have tits

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