since i (and probably you) have had a very stressful few weeks, here are some lads having a fun time

au where march hare and dormouse are real and also my dads

https://youtu.be/spps-ccLKQI

quick tea

imagine coming to the point in your life where you make fun of other people for not shipping gross, dehumanizing shit that goes completely against the character their being shipped with and just throws everything about them away, and what the other character did to them down the drain 

*cough COuGh the liddell sisters x big galaxy brain bumby**

you know who you are 

Wished people weren't as disgusting, but I guess we going back to 2010

hatter: they deserve to die

Alice: ok

March Hare and Dormouse: *dies*

hatter, crying: HJSXJIDCIUWD NO THEY DIED NO NO NO

March Hare: *walking outside* What the fuck is that? Is that a fucking cat?

The Cheshire Cat: :D

Hare: HATTER! YO THERE’S A STRAY CAT OUTSIDE! I DON’T WANT IT STARTIN’ A FIGHT WITH DORMY!

The Dormouse: *calmly peers out window*

Hare: It’s okay Dormy, don’t worry about it.  HATTER! THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKIN’ STRAY CAT OUTSIDE IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA THE FUCKIN’ THING!

Cat: :D

Hare: Hey, get the fuck outta here! I don’t even know if that’s a fucking cat. 

Cat: :D 

Hare: BLINK, MOTHERFUCKER!

Cat: *moves*

Hare: *screams*

(Source: X)

American McGee says your “fan-art” is shit

“I see Alice as a very distinct character who has a voice in the discussion about the way she’s presented. It’s obvious to me that putting her in “sexy” clothes would be at odds with the origin story I created for her. She’s been victimized and objectified by a sexual deviant. Having her dressed in revealing clothing would undermine the powerful story of Alice as an individual using her wits and imagination to overcome psychological trauma.

Same goes for representing her as an uncaring sociopath who, without justification, goes around murdering random people. The idea of an insane and out of control Alice violates the core narrative, theme, and nature of the story being told. She’s not insane, nor is she uncaring. She’s been shattered, yes, but she’s working conscientiously to put the pieces back together. In the first game she’s doing this for herself. In the second she accepts responsibility for others (children) who have suffered similar injustices. She’s not seeking revenge at any cost. She’s seeking to regain her sense of self and find closure.”

Truth is, I’ve never “controlled” Alice. She has a life of her own, expressed through the writing, drawing, animation and coding of all the people who’ve ever worked on the games. I believe they “know” her, as you do, as I do… because she’s taken on a life of her own. That’s the power of her story and her nature. It derives from how she’s spoken for a group of people who need this type of story told.”

— American McGee

When you sexualize Alice, you are the story’s villains. You are only seeking to exploit and gain pleasure from the idea of Alice. Everything else is irrelevant.

When you demonize Alice, you are the story’s ignorant, sensationalist masses. You want nothing more than to entertain yourselves with the idea of an edgy, one-dimensional monster. You find thrill in the aesthetic, or you enjoy projecting your ill-informed ideas about traumatized and psychotic people into a place of fiction where nobody will correct you.

Either way, your self-serving fantasies willfully misunderstand and misrepresent everything that McGee built.

Bed time stories