looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is

some highlights from the notes

FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

this is not about gifsets this is about shit like this

this wouldn't leave my brain

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

is that simple task bothering you queen

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

we are in the midst of a true Real One

i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.

on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them

if I opened a fortune cookie and there was a fucking advertisement inside I think I'd become the joker

happy "is it tuesday or wednesday?" friday

It's Saturday, honey. Why did you reblog this.

is it ‘Tuesday or Wednesday friday’ saturday

another joyful """is it Tuesday or Wednesday?' It's Friday." saturday" Sunday!

tokyocameraclub 東京カメラ部

they probably cant love me back in a human or even mammalian sense, but my goldfish with their smooth pea-sized brain have learned to trust that i will make them better when they are sick. i feel like crying about this often

Maybe Princess the tarantula never had anything resembling what we as humans know as emotions, but she still came out of her burrow and up to the glass when we’d talk to her and used to stare at the drawing I’d tape to her terrarium. Maybe she couldn’t even comprehend what we were, but she knew we were there to take care of her. And even if she never showed that sort of curiosity or trust we’d still love her.

COELACANTH SATURDAY

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The “is this a pigeon” meme with the speaker labeled “radical social justice spaces” asking, “Is this accountability?”

The butterfly is covered up with a large thought bubble that says, “Completely obliterating a trans woman’s entire support network leaving her a traumatized bundle of nerves who feels like she’ll never have any community because you’ve convinced her she’s a monster.”

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What a statement Tumblr turned this into, removing the image and the person who explained it

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

runner up

not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite