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Bite Me.

@thatvampireblog

Hi i'm Kaleb (he/him) 25 and Welcome to my little sideblog of Horrors. It's mostly Vampire oriented, but has expanded to include all things macabre. I like/follow from @superfast-jellybitch
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🧛🏻‍♂️ coffincreeper Follow

not reblogging the original cuz i do not want to open that tomb of rats but i’ve seen this floating around and i just gotta say there’s nothing wrong with having a human fetish. humans are hot. as long as you’re being respectful you’re not a bad monster for being into humans i promise.

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vampires will go around like “it’s totally fine for vamps and humans to date” and then make posts proudly proclaiming their human fetish

choke on a garlic bulb leechdick

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reblog this post if you: think it’s okay for vamps to date humans, fetishize humans, or have a leech dick (no one will know which)

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g*d i’d give anything to have a warm little bloodbag to toy with

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chr*st id give anything to be a vampires warm little bloodbag to toy with

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@bloody-lurker can we meet up

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😳 yes please

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love wins

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p1nkcanoe
Anonymous asked:

ON THE TOPIC OF NOT CALLING DEW SODO....i think its weird to draw Dew with the sodomizer tattoo. I love the the stomach tattoo as much as the next guy but if you really wanna keep it in your drawing maybe pick another word....

ugh i agree, sodomizer is so out, i think he deserves something much cooler

invitation to suggest some cooler things for dew's sick new tummy tat below

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"Princess"

"Your Ad Here"

"Abandon all hope ye who enter here"

There's so much potential

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p1nkcanoe

Pinky I got a hot take that has already gotten me yelled at in my own asks.

The he fandom does not hype up trans women hcs the same way they do trans masc headcannons. And when they do, it’s for transfem mountain, which isn’t bad at all. Let her be pretty and loved!!! But it’s weird they ignore the ghoulettes already present in the band for these hcs. And the anon that got mad at me? Over transfem cumulus? Was mad because she “just doesn’t feel trans”

Please ghesties. I want more girlcock PLEASE.

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@midnight-moth speaks truth. I’ve seen it too (not all the time) but it exists, it just doesn’t make it around like other topics do, and therefore nobody sees it.

YALL HAVE TO SHARE THE GIRLDICK CAUSE I WANNA SEE IT

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I have a theory (head cannon?) that the only vampire that died in lost boys was Max and that the deaths we saw of the other vampires was a trick performed by David to protect his companions. I went perhaps a little too far in depth with this, but it has been bothering me for years that 4 very powerful vampires were killed within minutes of engaging with young teens. After reading the book, prequel script, and watching the movie too many times, I actually think David and his boys threw the fights to get out of the situation all together, and got the added benefit of Max being killed. Warning, spoilers from the book and prequel script because I'm considering both of them somewhat cannon:

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