I still think the funniest thing Jun has done was walk up to minghao when he first arrived at pledis and knocked off his had bc be thought it was his friend back from china
“So which groups do you Stan?“
Me:
THE LORD HAS HEARD MY PRAYERS
Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.
you cannot look at this and tell me there is no God
sehun mistook jeonghan for johnny lmao (x)
L M F A O
there’s no need to be shy 😉
vernon vs. hoshi in the chicken fight of the century
savage!hao
Jaehyun isn’t his real name? Wow, the more Yoonoh
G o o d b y e
MINGHAO HAS LITERALLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY TO SPILL TEA ABOUT JUN
when it’s my turn to use the aux cord and I’m in a car filled with non-kpop fans:
Seventeen should skip the dark concept and go straight into country music
Seventeens new single, Lasso U. The song starts with a twang of a banjo and the camera pans to the Joshua sat in a rocking chair playing with a banjo, with one of those long pieces of grass sticking out of his mouth. The chorus hits and its Vernon singing off-key while everyone is line dancing around him. The choreography point is everyone doing the chuck lasso move while seokmin hits the high note while doing the horse move, they’re all tryna lasso him
The comeback outfits are sterotypical cowboy outfits, and in their belt buckles they have their names engraved on them. And to keep with the true Seventeen Aesthetic™ the outfits are pastel and sparkly
I have the comeback outfit ready
yeehaw motherfuckers
um…
UMMMMMMMMM….
spoiler..?
If jeonghans outfit was pastel its their comeback outfit
Imagine their first Lasso U stage. Seungcheol enters the stage walking sideways, gripping his belt. He stops and starts tapping with the heal of his sparkly pastel cowboy boots. He shows his almost toothless smile. Then, with his hillbilly accent, he shouts: “Are y’all ready to cook this possum?!” The crowd goes wild. Seungcheol yee-haws and the spotlight turns on Joshua, who starts playing the banjo, rocking in his chair furiously. He spits the long piece of grass out of his mouth and screams: “Where y’all at?!” Vernon appears behind Seungcheol and fires his gun while screaming: “Y’all buckaroos better be ready!” He smiles, showing his golden teeth. The crowd goes even wilder when the other members start jumping out behind Joshua’s rocking chair and start square dancing. Mingyu joins Joshua, playing the cow bell, while Jihoon, having his signature ponytail hairstyle, plays the comb. Jeongkan has the sparkliest belt buckle, while Seungkwan has the tightest pants. Jun and The8 have matching boots and hats. Dino has the longest tassles on his plaid shirt. Out of no where, a big rodeo bull shows up on stage and Dokyeom jumps on it. Hoshi appears behind him and yee-haws, trying to lasso him while he’s still on the bull. Then Wonwoo appears dressed as a rodeo clown and lassos them both.
“LA-SSO-U!!”
please don’t skip the yodel
there goes spoiler hoshi trying to lasso jeonghan!
@pink-haneul @bijoujisoo @monghao YOU GUYS
O my god
Oh my fuking shit
I’ve never been so repulsed.
Good
i saw a gifset and i thought minghao was wearing short shorts (he wasnt) but holy shit can you imagine
ho mY GOD
petition for someone to buy minghao a pair of super short shorts if only for my benefit