i want two (2) minutes without stress

hey remember when jane austen, a woman, referred to a character named richard as having “never done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name” in 1817. yeah me too.

Michael *spends months planning an escape to save his brother. Tattoos his entire body.* Lincoln *walks into the prison*

michael scofield be like: i will use this single stale cheetoh to feed the dog that roams outside the east wall of the prison at precisely 4:36 pm on the third wednesday before the 5th full moon of a year a corpse flower blooms after which the dog will take a shit which will be stepped on by the prison guard’s cousin’s financial advisor, causing him to be late for work, which makes him throw his recycling in the garbage by mistake, which will then be transported on a garbage truck traveling at 22 miles per hour driven by a man whose father just landed in yemen yesterday and dropped a napkin on the floor which was carried on the wind through our window and landed in my lap exactly 1.7 seconds ago which i am now folding into a lockpick so we can escape

Dean Forester was the first Meninist

the most dreaded words to see when watching Gilmore Girls

The Court of Dreams. The people who knew there was a price, and one worth paying, for that dream. […] “To the people who look at the stars and wish.” “To the stars who listen—and the dreams that are answered.”

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

still the best Eurovision song

don’t even argue with me

just accept it

I can’t believe eurovision turned into europe vs australia that was wild

EUROPE WON BITCHES

3.02 / 3.15

olicity + felicity touching oliver’s shoulder (season 4) [oliver version]