ALL OF THIS ^^ AND FRANCIS IS OKAY WITH THE FINGER POKING although you could say he’s too drunk to notice BUT WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
Attention: everyone look at him
Okay. You have seen him now.
Wikipedia most webbed site of all time.
why did you think it was a good idea to inform tumblr of this debate
OK TUMBLR LET'S SETTLE THIS
NO SEE RESULTS OPTIONS, COWARDS! PICK ONE!
"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
he was the what
Wee christmas gift for @wanderingwriter87 - a line from their fic ‘a slight complication’ :)
i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright
our man bashir is wild from Garak’s POV. imagine u feel like ur crush isn’t spending time with u anymore so u check his steam account to see what he’s been up to and he’s logged 60 hours of this one game in the last week and it’s a raunchy dating sim based on ur traumatic former career. girl what? I’d be petty too
This episode makes me insane. It's so embarrassing for Bashir. Your on again off again situationship / mysterious friend(?) with benefits who you desperately want to impress finds you in the middle of playing your erotic dating sim which, yes, is in fact based on his former career. And instead of leaving is like “no that's ok I'll watch.” and proceeds to offer running audio-commentary.
and the fact that julian doesn't immediately just shut down the program and leave is also. insane
pussy corrosive
i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate
something something vulcan crude oil piss lore. the vulcussy discharge is nitric acid
Quick and dirty for sorrel-ly
why
w H Y
YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
i may be stupid
you shut your whore mouth
i won’t hesitate bitch
stop being mean to me
when this post hits 69420 im turning off reblogs
we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.
(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c
CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?
Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese
Grilled cheese!!!!
HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE
Tonight we dine like kings
This is still my favorite post on this whole site
I’m here for the fossilized tomato