Oh no I hope I’m not too late. Sorry but I’ve been a little busy. But hello I hope you’re doing well and the year has been kind to you so far

Now this sounds like fun 😎 let’s get to it cause I’ve been curious why I haven’t seen coed practices in the anime.

🦊 So our darling y/n is the hardworking manager of the Inarizaki boy’s volleyball club. She tried to be a player on the girls team but things didn’t work out so she settled for being the managers for the boys.

🦊 One day during practice she saw Akagi miraculously save a hard to reach to ball and decided to ask about it. Akagi was more than happy to explain how his mind basically shuts down and the only thing he can focus on is saving the ball. Poor Riseki in passing noticed Akagi explaining with visual aid and jokingly comments that y/n wouldn’t be able to do that because their physiques were too different.

🦊 Cue manager-chan sitting Riseki on his knees and explaining that it’s not completely impossible for her to do anything that any of the boys do. She gives examples of posing like Aram does when he’s spiking and imitating Kita’s stance when he serves. The lecture ends with Riseki on his knees apologizing and promising never to make that mistake again.

🦊 Fast forward a few days later and during a break in practice y/n is asking Atsumu for setting tips. Atsumu remembering Riseki’s lesson a few days back is correcting flaws in her form and choosing his words carefully for once.

🦊 At a training camp at another school she busied herself with regular manager duties when a few players from the opposing team decided to literally drop off their training bibs since they were done practicing for the day. All hell broke loose when she had three third years on their knees apologizing to not only her but also to their manager she suspected was undergoing the same treatment.

🦊 Regular protests to combine girls and boys practice were had in the coach’s office because y/n believe there shouldn’t be a separation in a game everyone can participate in. A few girls agreed and even helped with the cause because let’s face it who doesn’t want to practice with the boys but they were always denied. She tried getting Kita to help once but he ended up getting flustered by the captain of the girls team and waved the white flag.

🦊 Once outside of regular practice time Osamu had to save y/n from starting a school wide war with the entire male student body when she overheard the ending of a conversation of a new magical girls show and assumed the focus was about “ditzy” girls running around in bright colored shirts. Safe to say the only guys she is now friendly with are the boys in the club.

🦊 In conclusion manager-chan of Inarizaki high is busy helping her boys be better versions of themselves and ensuring women Inarizaki wide are treated with respect.

This was a lot of fun to do thanks for the brain rot my darling😌 I shall now be thinking of a way to elaborate on flustered Kita trying to flirt with captain of the girls volleyball team

Sorry for taking so long to reply anon but life took quite the turn for me. But I’m here again and hopefully can start writing again really soon. But here we go Seijoh headcanons.

🌿 First thing first you were a random regular (used to show you have no relationship to volleyball) student who picked a random club just to get it out of the way. Thankfully your knight in shining practice clothes showed up in the hallway and recruited you as the manager. Let’s take a look at your not so successful road to nationals with the Aoba Josei volleyball club.

🌿 So big shocker here but you have 2 navigation buddies. The first is the guy who recruited you, the guy who sits behind you, Hanamaki which by default makes your second navigation buddy Matsukawa. But don’t be fooled they’re not ensuring that you don’t get lost as you’ve studied the map well before arriving at your destination, you’re there to guide Makki who has no sense of direction. Seeing as he’s one of the starters it’s important that you guys know where he is at all times. Mattsun tags along for fun and to watch Makki forget where he just came from. But it’s all good you get paid in Hanamaki hugs which are some of the most comforting hugs you’ve felt in a long time.

🌿 Moving onto Mattsun just because he was already mentioned, he’s the one that helps you out with some of your manager duties. He feels bad enough that Makki getting lost on his way to deliver something to your teacher forced you to join the club so it’s the least he could do. Seeing as he’s also a regular player he mostly helps out before and after practice. He’ll help carry the water cooler when the bottles are full and help you carry the laundry at the end of practice matches. Bonus points goes to him being able to reach the equipment Oikawa puts on the top shelf to mess with him.

🌿 Iwaizumi is strict. But he has a little soft side for you. He’s known you since you were both first years (when you first joined the club) and you’ve both learned to coexist. Not to say that you don’t get along with Iwa but he’s usually too busy keeping Oikawa in line to constantly interact with you. When you two do get a chance to chat lots of laughs and jokes are shared. You two have your own little hand signal you use to remind each other of an inside joke every now and again.

🌿 I’ll keep captain Hit it till it breaks for last. 🌿

🌿 Next is Yahaba. He is literally the bane of your existence. And not in a good way either. He’s more like your little brother you can’t let out of your sight for too long or he’ll get himself into trouble. He’s the one who will willing trash talk another team knowing you’ll swoop in to save him from an ass kicking. You once looked away from him for too long and the cheerleaders from the opposing team met a different Yahaba Seijoh keeps locked in the basement for legal reasons. Safe to say you now have a leash for him whenever you have away games and practice matches. Even though his tendency to get himself into trouble can be annoying when he gets serious there’s nobody else you want by your side helping to manage the team.

🌿 And now for the guy who literally scared me when they first introduced him. I almost thought Makki was a goner 😭. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you Angry Puppy *rechecks introduction card* oh excuse me there’s been a mistake. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you Mad Dog. Literally this guy is baby and for the wrong reasons. Much like Yahaba you can’t look away from him for too long or you’ll have a fight on your hands. He willingly helps Yahaba trash talk the opposing team and pretends he did nothing when you come by. As Iwa is the only person he listens to the minute you say “Hajime-kun” you have a completely different Mad Dog in front of you. He’s come to think of you as his younger sister and is willing to tear a person limb from limb for you. Once got benched for serving directly to the face of the opposing team’s captain because he catcalled you while you were getting water for the team.

🌿 Next is Watari. Literally this guy is baby. When you first saw him setting instead of Oikawa it got you curious to know about his setter background. While telling you about his previous days as setter he managed to teach you more things about volleyball that you didn’t learn during your first year. All in all he is a very sweet kid who raids your snack station after games. But only for the fruits and nuts. And occasionally the one pack of cookies you have for yourself every now and again.

🌿 Alright now we talk about the guy everyone else thinks is baby, Kindaichi. This is a special case. At first glance you thought he looked familiar and you were absolutely right. Turns out you both went to the same elementary school but were in different grades. You remember him as the little boy who would cry when it was time to go in from lunch. He was quite the crybaby back then and not much has changed but he pouts instead of crying now. Lucky for you he doesn’t remember you so the methods the teachers used to calm him down are the same ones you use much to his nostalgic delight. He’s pretty self efficient but don’t turn him away when he needs a confidence boost. Just give him one of your famous head pats and remind him he’s a good volleyball player much like his senpais.

🌿 With Kunimi you have to approach him cautiously. He’ll either cooperate or shut down completely and you’re forced to drag all 66.1kg/145.7lbs of him everywhere. He’s a sweet kid don’t get me wrong but he’s also very perceptive and has noticed that you treat your kohais like literal children. This isn’t a bad thing for him but for you it means you have to be a little stricter on him. Don’t fall for his puppy eyes and wobbly lip or you’ll end up with his head in your lap while you go over player stats during breaks.

🌿 And finally captain hit it till it breaks Oikawa. Tooru Oikawa’s favorite food is milk bread and he always finds a way to steal yours at lunch. He’s a pain in the booty but he’s your pain in your booty. One of the nicest persons to you on the team but you suspect it’s because he’s the captain. You can’t deny the hard work he’s put into the sport but there are times you wished he didn’t work so hard. You saw how hard he took it when Shiratorizawa beat Seijoh and you would hate to see him in that state again. I could go on about the special friendship you and Oikawa have however that’s too much to write just know that where you go he goes like a lost puppy.

Sorry again this took so long but here they are. Seijoh headcanons. Hopefully we all see eye to eye with these. Thanks again for reading and see you soon

I’m taking back all my love and affection now 🙄 you’ll have to earn it back after this

Oh my goodness Anon 🥺 I have been waiting for an ask like this for so long now *opens a door* step into my office so we can discuss important matters.....for the record this is with y/n as the manager

🦊 Well first of all we have to start with our favorite foodie. He is literally your food guru. Poor baby comes to you all the time when he wants a snack or to complain that he’s hungry. After about a week straight of asking you he’ll figure out where your secret snack pile is. You get suspicious when you notice he doesn’t ask you for snacks anymore but your snack stash isn’t as well stocked as you left it. But baby Samu is a gentleman and leaves snacks for you as well. Don’t be too surprised when you notice your favorite chips constantly showing up.

You know for some crazy reason I think it might just be Inarizaki *looks at username* you know what maybe it’s not

Everyday I worry about your sanity