Arbitrarily Wayward

good book, good coffee, good bagel: the golden trio

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reblog to keep cotton eyed joe sealed away

TODAY’S THE TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE BEST FUCKING VIDEO IN EXISTENCE

WE’RE BRINGING BACK LS OWEN WAS HER FOR 2018

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‘comedy has to be offensive to be funny’

in 1999 homer j simpson wanted to be more respected so he changed his name to ‘max power’ after seeing it as a setting on a hairdryer. he went on to become almost-famous. 18 years later, just seeing the words ‘max power’ on my own hairdyer makes me laugh

maybe you just need to write better jokes rather than resorting to shock humour

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two comedy secrets in one post

*wii shop channel music playing as i lay dead on the ground*

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

Pics that make you let out a gutteral sound of disgust

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

Если бы я был художником

i hate it when I’m talking about death and people are like “lol what do you mean ‘if’ you die haha don’t you mean ‘when?’” like no I mean “if” fuck you for assuming I’m mortal